Foug's definitions

Foug Roll

1) The annoying use of the word roll to describe the home baked products similar to buns. (cold cuts is another such word)

2)A technique of 'dissapating' one's weight over a large amount of snow to avoid sinking in. At the same time rolling forward to gain momentum and travel to one's destination.

A: What is he doing?
C: Looks like rolling? Trying to dissapate his weight.
A: I think you mean distribute.
C: yea, what you said.

by foug January 12, 2005

netvoidence

Taking bradvoidence to the virtual world.

Noid: its him quick i'll meet you in the secret channel.

Snowman: roger dodger 2 by 4

by foug January 11, 2005

ass puke

Without spoiling lunch, think of that time you poured the extra soggy raisin bran down the toilet.

Fred: Felt good to get that out.
Bob: Yeah?
Fred: Asspuke!
Bob: Sick

by foug March 26, 2003

glass-bottomed boat

Defecating onto a piece of plastic wrap held snugly above your lover's face. This provides the view similar to a glass bottomed boat. See also: bradar

Hi lover...you want me to crap on your face? or would you like a glass-bottomed boat today instead? I am feeling dirty...rrrrrr.

by foug December 15, 2003

big day

A day so big that it encompasses the activites and labour of an entire week. It is generally begun early in the morning followed by bad weather and lack of equipment and supplies.

Coady: We ran out of garbage bags.

Ed: And so the big day comes to an end

by foug June 13, 2003

sorry ed

overused phrase that is better left unsaid for the betterment of the group. often used in situations that are not deemed necessary. unwarranted use is often dealt with severly followed by pay up!

*earlier in bar*
Sara - nice to see you , sorry ed
*later in car*
Noid - I can't drive
Sara - I can drive
*repeat line above 3 times followed by 5 minutes of silence

by foug June 10, 2006

Joesph, the

1) Being the big man.
2) An elaborate attempt to create a dazzling display of evasion and tactics taking up a great deal of time and effort (for both the on-looker and performer) only to end in utter and complete failure. Painful to watch in many cases.

Hiding out at a safe-house with a future-girlfriend only to be busted by your then current-girlfriend in a humilating scene in front of friends and onlookers.

Meg: Can I speak with you outside
Kev: he pulled a Joesph
Ed: Too fancy
C: anyone for orange juice?
Joe: sorry ed.

by foug January 17, 2005