Foug's definitions

Death Sludge

The sludge formed inside a Tim Horton's cup or in the case of parties, a cut-in-half pop bottle containing any combination of the following: water, coffee, spit, lung butter, dirt, ash, cigerette butts, beer. The contents, combined form a soil-like sludge emitting an awful stench. Time to change when all liquid has been soaked up by cigerette filters and the butts continue to burn once in side the cup. A short term fix is to spit on the individual butts. Warning this may induce gagging or vomitting. Do not inhale any air while attempting.

kev: time to open the garage door and air out this stink.

C: don't look directly into the cup.

by foug January 11, 2005

blast from the past

often used during periods of intense moments where some loudmouth has to open his mouth to ruin the enjoyment of the surrounding guests. used at unwelcome times including visits.

C - say nothing, I'll be in the other room
Voidence - Well.. blast from the past
C - did u fail to end it

by foug January 11, 2005

molasses cookies

consumed in large quantities in raisin and plain servings. ass puke follows shortly after consumption.

C - do u want one it has nuts in it
fug - ha ha.. *sinks in couch*
Noid - last one *yoink*

by foug January 11, 2005

floping

occurs by the late arrival of an occasional group member accompied by uneccessary door closing force. actions is accompied by loud "aaahhh" and multitude of emptying pocket actions with objects travelling at high velocities onto the coffee table.

Tycho - Hey guys
*SLAM*
*sits down* ahhhh
*slams keys down*

by foug January 11, 2005

Garage-tanamo

The garage, if necessary can be transformed into a high security facility with various levels of stacked prison cells secured with a metal/wire enclosure gate. Inmates are not typically held against their will and find the time in captivity reflective and important to their continued survival in the social atmosphere. Self esteem may be bolstered or diminished during these periods of self-detainment.

Kev: He's in there, quick put up the gate.

C: We'll just let him cool off in there awhile.

by foug January 11, 2005

grocery day

occurs after a weekend of large contraband consumption. contraband reminants and recycled materials are exchange for collateral which is used ot purchase various good often including coffee time with the foug.

C - I need some help
noid - Grocery day!
fug - I'll get the coffee

by foug January 11, 2005

subaru

quite possibly the finest machine on earth ever created before mailbot.
operators are known to burn out clutch related items while listening to old music. each unit is equipped with coffee holders to transport various liquids. Vehicle is know to allow foreign objects to enter interior thru sunroofs.

Noid - opening the sunroof
C - jerkin *tosses paper*
fug - subaru!

by foug January 12, 2005