Foug's definitions

Garage-tanamo

The garage, if necessary can be transformed into a high security facility with various levels of stacked prison cells secured with a metal/wire enclosure gate. Inmates are not typically held against their will and find the time in captivity reflective and important to their continued survival in the social atmosphere. Self esteem may be bolstered or diminished during these periods of self-detainment.

Kev: He's in there, quick put up the gate.

C: We'll just let him cool off in there awhile.

by foug January 11, 2005

Small Talk

Useless and unnecessary conversation attempted to fill the silence in an awkward situation. Commonly backfires into feelings of loneliness and social discomfort. Usually is intiated by comments regarding the current weather, weather pattern of the past/future few days or major weather disturbances in the recent past.

Gas Man: Nice weather, if you're a duck.
Noid: uh, You over pumped.
Gas Man: So I did, I'll only charge you what you asked for.
C: Your small talk just cost you $1.37.
Noid: Drive On

by foug January 11, 2005

foug facts

A fact delivered, typically out of context or awkwardly, that is usually mistruen or completely false. The claim(s) is largely 'supported' through word of mouth by personal sources.

Foug: The chlorine level found in Halifax's water supply is 0.0017ppm.

Group" *stunned.

Foug: My dad said so.

by foug January 29, 2005

Giddy Up

When your just on your way, not just a travel destination but just anywhere.
When something is just going your way!

Snowman: Another round?
YoNoid: Giddyup

by Foug March 28, 2003

Foug Roll

1) The annoying use of the word roll to describe the home baked products similar to buns. (cold cuts is another such word)

2)A technique of 'dissapating' one's weight over a large amount of snow to avoid sinking in. At the same time rolling forward to gain momentum and travel to one's destination.

A: What is he doing?
C: Looks like rolling? Trying to dissapate his weight.
A: I think you mean distribute.
C: yea, what you said.

by foug January 12, 2005

Too Fancy

Trying to get yourself out of a ptf situation by generally pulling a mogilny but ultimatly failing in the end.

Commentator 1: Forsberg tries to deke.... Big Hit! Too fancy forsberg

by foug June 13, 2003

ass puke

Without spoiling lunch, think of that time you poured the extra soggy raisin bran down the toilet.

Fred: Felt good to get that out.
Bob: Yeah?
Fred: Asspuke!
Bob: Sick

by foug March 26, 2003