Aalto

Last name usually used for a Finnish family, the person with this last name often gives zero shits and has a bland personality at first. Can be dry when texting. Avoid at all costs. Unless you magically get close with them, you're often wasting your time. Arm Fetish's galore.

I told Stefan Aalto how my grandma died in a house fire, he snorted her ashes and gave zero shits.

by 2InchPounder August 2, 2020

Aalto

A Finnish last name. These people are often fun to be around when befriended and can offer great company, beware as the cost of it is your sanity and intelligence. They don’t give two flying fucks about your problems unless you’re close enough with them. Especially watch out for females, they’re bruh girls and are dominant. Eating a burrito? That shit is theirs now. Wanna be the top? Too bad you’re a bottom now. Can be flirty but also teasing. If you encounter one, they are quite rare, but do not anger them, as your reproductive organs might be missing by the end of the night.

I was eating a croissant next to an Aalto, they slapped it out of my hand and snipped off my balls. I was a bottom that night.

by 2InchPounder November 21, 2020

saara aalto

Saara Aalto represented finland in the 2018 eurovision and also lost the british X factor

Girl 1: omg did you see Finland's Eurovision entry in 2018
Girl 2:omg yes, wasn't that saara aalto from the x factor in England who sung it?
Girl 1:omg yes

by Eurogimp2004 September 25, 2018

Alto

When you fucked up spelling, "a lot".

I love you ALTO...

by Olivier Congress December 29, 2017

Altoid Eye Burn

When you are eating an Altoid (curiously strong mint), and are wearing a facemask (usually), the mint fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as AEB. Similar but not quite the same as in BBEB (Burt's Bees Eye Burn)

I was wearing my face mask and had an Altoid which immediately caused my Altoid Eye Burn (AEB). My eyes watered like they were on fire!

by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021

analtoaster

A popular meme page on Instagram created by Tory Shay. The main draw of the page was the interactions by the admin to her followers that made the account feel personal. The page has since been sold to another content creator who now currently runs the account. The page has been highly criticized since the changing, citing lazy admin, boring memes, ban happy admin etc.

Person 1: Analtoaster sucks since Tory left
Person 2: yeah, the current admin blocks everybody that criticizes her

by Mike Wasowski101 October 14, 2019

Alton Missouri

The land of meth and pedophiles. A proud village of run-down mobile homes full of hypocritically religious dope heads that prey on young children.

See that snaggletoothed tweeker? He's from Alton Missouri.

by My New Pseudonym July 2, 2022