wean & peen

during intercourse at the height of a partner’s arousal, a man pulls out of the his partner’s vagina or anus, firmly grasping his erection with one hand the man use a ball-peen hammer in the other hand to aggressively peen (aka strike) his erection until he ejaculates onto his partner’s face

Susan was close to climax when Alec pulled out and began to wean & peen.

by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018

microphoning a Rusty Charlie

during a Rusty Charlie, the man aggressively stimulates the woman’s clitoris

My 55 year old uncle got to microphoning a Rusty Charlie with the 20 year chick he picked up last night.

by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018

unknown clone

when a woman finds out that she is pregnant after a clone war and cannot say for sure who has fathered the child

Martha begin to cry after she found out she had an unknown clone growing inside of her.

by For TIMMAH! July 31, 2018

Adelaide

During intercourse, the man pulls out of either the vagina or anus ejaculating on his partners nipples. The man turns around bending over using his hands to spread open his butt cheeks as wide as he can. The partner in turn inserts and pushes (both of) their nipples/breast (individually) into the man’s anus as far as they possibly can. After both nipples/breasts have been engrossed in the man’s anus, the man cleans/licks clan the nipples/breasts of his partner.

Matt: Rose gave me an Adelaide last night!

Kalder: DAMN! Matt, I’m jealous to say the least!

by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018

Nietzsche’s brownie

during anal intercourse when a partner starts exclaiming loudly or calling out “God!” it is met every time with the scream/war cry “GOD IS DEAD!” followed by a plethora of hard aggressive thrusts

As soon as Adam began exclaiming God, Gabe gave him Nietzsche’s brownie.

by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018

triple-double-D’s

enormously large, delicate breast that every man, woman, child, animal, and inanimate objects want to snuggle, suckle, and gaze deeply upon

Did you guys see Roberta, she’s got triple-double-D’s!

by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018

clone war

when a woman has sexual relations with identical twins at the same time, the woman shares her virgina and anus equally between the twins

Martha was engaged in a clone war between Juan and Jose.

by For TIMMAH! July 30, 2018