Flo's definitions

footie

What the Australians also refer to as Aussie rules football. The Australian version of football. It's more like a big oval shaped pitch on which a bunch of guys try to slaughter each other with every trick they can come up with.

"Don't forget to sign your life insurance policy before goin to Footie, luv!"

by Flo January 27, 2004

and then

Annoying keyword constantly repeated by dumb drive-in staff to frustrated customers.

"And then, and then, and then, and then..."

by Flo January 27, 2004

poker

Consequence to the action of asking a girl or woman out on a date.

"You should invite her to dinner and poker"

by Flo January 27, 2004

mommy-daddy button

The area of a man's crotch where a good kick will render that dude useless for about an hour.

"I kicked him in the mommy-daddy button and he rolled over crying like a girl"

by Flo January 28, 2004

sickie

A sick day that you take when you just don't feel like going to work or had too much to drink the night before.

"Dude, I was so hungover this morning, I pulled a sickie"

by Flo January 28, 2004

downsyndrome

Genetic condition caused by a triple chromosome also known as chromosome 21. People with this condition are blessed with the gift of eternal innocence. They are usually harmless and friendly and incapable of violence. We like to think they need help but maybe it's really us who do.

"George Bush is a perfectly sain individual, no history of downsyndrom there, he can wage war all he wants"

by Flo January 29, 2004

petasse

A vulgar looking and usually bad-mouthed woman or teenage girl. Found usually in Malls trying on dresses she can't afford and chasing losers to get knocked-up.

La fille de George Bush est une petasse.

by Flo January 29, 2004