Flo's definitions

Mastress

The male equivalent of the word "mistress".

In old English, men were commonly referred to by women as their masters. Mastress combines this title and the derogative one given to women to form its male version.

Ryan and I are going to tell Anthony about Tina's mastress because she is a cheating whore.

by Flo February 2, 2005

gurgur

Slang term referring to semen; male ejaculatory fluid. (The term is most often used when a female has a mouthful.)

Her eye was sore because I sprayed it with gurgur.

by Flo April 1, 2004

cheena

a very chinese-influenced person, usually from china

the bus was full of cheenas

by flo April 18, 2004

Florentine

the act of a goatee-sporting male licking the taint of a german shepherd in heat as foreplay, then proceeding to sodomize the beast with all his digits and penis. this is followed by a quick dirty sanchez with a cunning wink at the tired animal.

"Oi! We're paying you good money to florentine him in this scene. Now get with it! Lights! Camera! Action!"

by flo December 21, 2003

Homie G.

how are you doing, girlfriend? Instead of saying sup girl and you want it 2 be known that she is a friend(like home-like) you would say this

like when u go out 2 eat
when u meet one another

by flo January 4, 2004

footie

What the Australians also refer to as Aussie rules football. The Australian version of football. It's more like a big oval shaped pitch on which a bunch of guys try to slaughter each other with every trick they can come up with.

"Don't forget to sign your life insurance policy before goin to Footie, luv!"

by Flo January 27, 2004

and then

Annoying keyword constantly repeated by dumb drive-in staff to frustrated customers.

"And then, and then, and then, and then..."

by Flo January 27, 2004