Flexo Rodriguez's definitions

Hole of Presidents

A Disney World attraction with all the Presidents’ assholes on display.

Glad I went solo to the park today without the family. Gonna get me some hot Grover Cleveland ass at the Hole of Presidents.

by Flexo Rodriguez August 10, 2021

Brooks

The one person you are jealous of because he is dead. He also has a library named after himself.

On a job interview—

Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years.

You: Hopefully like Brooks. Hanging myself in a halfway house and dead.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 5, 2018

Slipper Queen of I-95

When you’re boss is so senile and retarded she gets lost going to work and ends up on I-95 in her slippers.

Kim forgot she worked in New York and ended up walking I-95 in Delaware on her way back to Florida. Silver Alert enacted for the Slipper Queen of I-95 again.

by Flexo Rodriguez July 9, 2021

Meat Camp

My boss Meg.

Meg is such a meat camp, she has 12 abortions by noon.

by Flexo Rodriguez October 1, 2017

Octophile

One who has a sexual fetish for a transgender with 8 penises.

I met this dude Lucy with 8 penises on an octophile site. I think I’m in love.

by Flexo Rodriguez June 3, 2018

Meat Locker

Where you work, because you are nothing but a piece of fucking meat to your company.

See you later family, I’m off to the meat locker. Hope I bring home some Covid that kills you all! Love you!

by Flexo Rodriguez May 26, 2022

Caticide

When you give up on life and all that you have is a can of tuna and 4 cats. Shove the tuna up your ass and hope they eat you to death in your sleep.

Mike didn’t have a noose handy so he committed caticide instead. He was so jealous of Brooks, he couldn’t go on living.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 9, 2018