Glad I went solo to the park today without the family. Gonna get me some hot Grover Cleveland ass at the Hole of Presidents.
by Flexo Rodriguez August 10, 2021
by Flexo Rodriguez October 02, 2017
See you later family, I’m off to the meat locker. Hope I bring home some Covid that kills you all! Love you!
by Flexo Rodriguez May 26, 2022
Similar to a normal abortion, but is much more extensive and usually includes at least 30 to 40 abortions in one session. This is common after a long weekend of fucking EVERTHING AND EVERYONE AND ALL THE COCK. ALL OF IT.
After a long weekend of clubbing and attending the Knicks game, Catherine definitely needed a megabortion to clear out her system.
by Flexo Rodriguez June 05, 2018
When you give up on life and all that you have is a can of tuna and 4 cats. Shove the tuna up your ass and hope they eat you to death in your sleep.
Mike didn’t have a noose handy so he committed caticide instead. He was so jealous of Brooks, he couldn’t go on living.
by Flexo Rodriguez November 10, 2018
I called Sunil in IT to unlock my account. I told him to him talk sexy so i could Roopcum on my keyboard.
by Flexo Rodriguez February 15, 2020
When you’re boss is so senile and retarded she gets lost going to work and ends up on I-95 in her slippers.
Kim forgot she worked in New York and ended up walking I-95 in Delaware on her way back to Florida. Silver Alert enacted for the Slipper Queen of I-95 again.
by Flexo Rodriguez July 09, 2021