Definitions by Flexo Rodriguez

Meat Locker 

Where you work, because you are nothing but a piece of fucking meat to your company.

See you later family, I’m off to the meat locker. Hope I bring home some Covid that kills you all! Love you!

Meat Locker by Flexo Rodriguez May 26, 2022

Order 69 

Similar to Star Wars, however this is the direction your CEO gives when he wants to fuck the whole company.

Our company was profitable with happy customers until Todd executed Order 69 and just fucked everyone over. Say goodbye to our bonuses.

Order 69 by Flexo Rodriguez August 21, 2021

Hole of Presidents 

A Disney World attraction with all the Presidents’ assholes on display.

Glad I went solo to the park today without the family. Gonna get me some hot Grover Cleveland ass at the Hole of Presidents.

Hole of Presidents by Flexo Rodriguez August 10, 2021

Megdolph

A genetic experiment combining 2 monsters in history. Hitler the greatest genocider of the living, with Meg the greatest abortionee of all time.

Man 1: Who would win in a fight? Hitler or Meg.

Man 2: Neither. Megdolph would kill everyone living and unborn.

Megdolph by Flexo Rodriguez July 9, 2021

Slipper Queen of I-95 

When you’re boss is so senile and retarded she gets lost going to work and ends up on I-95 in her slippers.

Kim forgot she worked in New York and ended up walking I-95 in Delaware on her way back to Florida. Silver Alert enacted for the Slipper Queen of I-95 again.

Slipper Queen of I-95 by Flexo Rodriguez July 9, 2021

Roopcum

When you call IT for computer help and instead use it for phone sex.

I called Sunil in IT to unlock my account. I told him to him talk sexy so i could Roopcum on my keyboard.

Roopcum by Flexo Rodriguez February 15, 2020

Caticide 

When you give up on life and all that you have is a can of tuna and 4 cats. Shove the tuna up your ass and hope they eat you to death in your sleep.

Mike didn’t have a noose handy so he committed caticide instead. He was so jealous of Brooks, he couldn’t go on living.

Caticide by Flexo Rodriguez November 9, 2018