Flexo Rodriguez's definitions

Hole of Presidents

A Disney World attraction with all the Presidents’ assholes on display.

Glad I went solo to the park today without the family. Gonna get me some hot Grover Cleveland ass at the Hole of Presidents.

by Flexo Rodriguez August 10, 2021

Octophile

One who has a sexual fetish for a transgender with 8 penises.

I met this dude Lucy with 8 penises on an octophile site. I think I’m in love.

by Flexo Rodriguez June 3, 2018

Slipper Queen of I-95

When you’re boss is so senile and retarded she gets lost going to work and ends up on I-95 in her slippers.

Kim forgot she worked in New York and ended up walking I-95 in Delaware on her way back to Florida. Silver Alert enacted for the Slipper Queen of I-95 again.

by Flexo Rodriguez July 9, 2021

Meat Camp

My boss Meg.

Meg is such a meat camp, she has 12 abortions by noon.

by Flexo Rodriguez October 1, 2017

Meat Flap

Temporary housing.

Gina's meat flaps are so enormous, they're used as a homeless shelter.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 8, 2017

Caticide

When you give up on life and all that you have is a can of tuna and 4 cats. Shove the tuna up your ass and hope they eat you to death in your sleep.

Mike didn’t have a noose handy so he committed caticide instead. He was so jealous of Brooks, he couldn’t go on living.

by Flexo Rodriguez November 9, 2018

Megdolph

A genetic experiment combining 2 monsters in history. Hitler the greatest genocider of the living, with Meg the greatest abortionee of all time.

Man 1: Who would win in a fight? Hitler or Meg.

Man 2: Neither. Megdolph would kill everyone living and unborn.

by Flexo Rodriguez July 9, 2021