FlashlightMemelord's definitions

shit rape

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans

im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day

by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018

monica

its a fucking woman's name

i met someone named monica

by FlashlightMemelord October 22, 2018

spencer sphincter

the muscle that controls the poop flow in people named spencer

spencer used the bathroom and his body loosened his spencer sphincter so the poop would come out

by FlashlightMemelord October 21, 2018

dilda

a male sex toy like a fleshlight

dildos are for insertion, dildas are for inserting into

by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018

yes i

what you say when someone calls you or your mom gay but you actually are, opposite of no u.

kid: ur gay lol 😂😂😂😂
me: yes i

by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018

ur parent lgbt

what you say when you insult someone but you dont know if they have one parent or two so you go for both

ur parent lgbt
no us

by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018

eulexia

opposite of dyslexia, when you can read really well

nobody has eulexia because it doesnt exist

by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018