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Definitions by FlashlightMemelord

shit rape 

when your ass is full of shit and it cramps like crazy and its basically the shit having unwanted anal with you hence the sexual moans
im so constipated that im afraid of going to the bathroom, thus making it worse, thus causing intense shit rape every other hour on every other day
shit rape by FlashlightMemelord October 27, 2018
its a fucking woman's name
i met someone named monica
monica by FlashlightMemelord October 22, 2018

spencer sphincter 

the muscle that controls the poop flow in people named spencer
spencer used the bathroom and his body loosened his spencer sphincter so the poop would come out
a male sex toy like a fleshlight
dildos are for insertion, dildas are for inserting into
dilda by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018
what you say when someone calls you or your mom gay but you actually are, opposite of no u.
kid: ur gay lol 😂😂😂😂
me: yes i
yes i by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018

ur parent lgbt 

what you say when you insult someone but you dont know if they have one parent or two so you go for both
opposite of dyslexia, when you can read really well
nobody has eulexia because it doesnt exist
eulexia by FlashlightMemelord October 20, 2018