Definitions by Flappy Dawg
Zipper Trolling
Walking through a heavily populated area with your cash and prize is hanging out the front of your pants.
The wedding party was a hit until Tony decided he would do some zipper trolling after the last dance! He left with a lady on each arm that doesn’t talk with the bride and groom much anymore.
Zipper Trolling by Flappy Dawg March 22, 2026
The Stretch Limo Driver
This is a top tier boss move for premier anal princesses. This involves one finger in the front and the other nine in the back. Truly, an impressive accomplishment.
She was very polite, very well spoken, and well dressed. I had no idea when I got her in bed she would be demanding “the stretch limo driver”!
The Stretch Limo Driver by Flappy Dawg March 22, 2026
Limo Driver
This is an end boss type sex move in involving all 10 fingers. One in the front and nine in the back!
Limo Driver by Flappy Dawg March 22, 2026
New England hot wax
When you get your hands duct taped to your cash and prizes and you struggle to get free.Most hair is removed during the panic.
Then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I gave him the New England hot wax. He didn’t like that shit for a second.
New England hot wax by Flappy Dawg January 7, 2023
Howdafuggaryah
A more efficient way to say “how the fuck are you?” Usually used amongst friends, but can also be used as an ice breaker.
Howdafuggaryah by Flappy Dawg December 21, 2022
Cornpout’n
Cornpout’n by Flappy Dawg August 23, 2022
squirrely old fuck
When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!
squirrely old fuck by Flappy Dawg July 13, 2022