Flapjackandy's definitions

Legoheid

The term given to he whose head is akin to a Legoman, due to his silly, dated haircut.

Often observed hanging around Garscadden.

Look, there's Legoheid, man check out that hairdo!

by Flapjackandy May 26, 2008

Nobette

The girlfriend of the Nobby.

A terrific drain on the finances of the Nobby, the Nobette tells him how it is.

Nobby couldn't come training today, Nobette vetoed his release from driving her about all day.

by Flapjackandy May 25, 2008

Shiteyarse

He whose arse, or ass, anus, whatever you prefer to call it, is covered in shit.

A dirty, ned, theiving cunt.

Look, there's Shiteyarse Kimmet and his ugly maw.

by Flapjackandy May 24, 2008

Larman-the-Strange

The persona of the weirdo, the kinda guy who stands leering whilst a conversation is conducted, then interjects with a random, incoherent comment.
Something of an anus, most likely a mole.

Gary was doing his Larman-the-Strange routine at the party last night, he said he had a whistle called Roger.

by Flapjackandy May 18, 2008

Have some shit

For some reason the people of Drumchapel are going mad for this phrase, screaming "Have some shit" when in combative argument. Akin to "Fuck you", but with more venom, could be used in situations where a situation requires vengeance.
Derived from a human turd left on a doorstep in Earl St with "Have some shit" written on the inside of a Rice Crispie box stuck in it like a little sign.

I did some serious overtime this week, have some shit petterson.

by Flapjackandy May 18, 2008

Peterson

The act of absolutely desecrating a toilet bowl with the most horrific, ultra-violent, sinus melting magma shit possible.
From the vineyard in Hunter Valley, NSW, Australia, where a malevolent arse explosion unlike any ever before it, made the toilet unusable for weeks.

I totally Peterson'd you're shit-throne my frind, I'm sorry. I ate shellfish from the bin last night.

by Flapjackandy December 3, 2007