Stinkbum

He whose bum, or ass, is stinky.

Poor anal hygiene.
Fucking hell, Stinkbum, wash that pungent shit off your asshole you dirty cunt.
by Flapjackandy May 26, 2008
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Larman-the-Strange

The persona of the weirdo, the kinda guy who stands leering whilst a conversation is conducted, then interjects with a random, incoherent comment.
Something of an anus, most likely a mole.
Gary was doing his Larman-the-Strange routine at the party last night, he said he had a whistle called Roger.
by Flapjackandy May 18, 2008
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Dug shit

Man, watch out for that fucking dug shit!
by Flapjackandy July 19, 2008
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Aff the face

The act of jabbing your own face with the end of a dart during the backswing of a throw.

Usually accompanied by the utterance of "Aff the face" as the dart flies pathetica;;y into the 1.

Bad yin.
"Aff the face" tutted the Doctor as he scored a measly 7.
by Flapjackandy December 01, 2009
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Gaped

To stretch the asshole of some unfortunate to such an extent by fucking it that it "gapes" open after retraction. To make someone your bitch by fucking them over.
Man, I got fucking gaped at the football tonight, we got pumped. My asshole looks like a fucking blunderbus.
by Flapjackandy October 08, 2009
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Brimful of Asha

A score of 45 in a game of darts, most usually 2 twentys and a 5. This phrase is usually uttered in distaste at a poor shot.

Originates from a 90's pop song.
What was your score my man? A Brimful of Asha.
by Flapjackandy December 01, 2009
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