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Aff the face

The act of jabbing your own face with the end of a dart during the backswing of a throw.

Usually accompanied by the utterance of "Aff the face" as the dart flies pathetica;;y into the 1.

Bad yin.
"Aff the face" tutted the Doctor as he scored a measly 7.
by Flapjackandy December 1, 2009
mugGet the Aff the facemug.

Shiteyarse

He whose arse, or ass, anus, whatever you prefer to call it, is covered in shit.

A dirty, ned, theiving cunt.
Look, there's Shiteyarse Kimmet and his ugly maw.
by Flapjackandy May 24, 2008
mugGet the Shiteyarsemug.

Muffins up yer dirtbox

The act of shoving a muffin (or muffins of any flavour) up a gaping, yawning sphincter. In some circumstances, this is repeated until no further baked delight is phsically capable of entering the tortured, distended shitchute, even after a good ramming with a broomhandle.
What could we do in this year's Talent Show? I dunno, luv, how about we try the "muffins up yer dirtbox" routine? That went down well at your mum's 80th.
by Flapjackandy November 30, 2009
mugGet the Muffins up yer dirtboxmug.

Have some shit

For some reason the people of Drumchapel are going mad for this phrase, screaming "Have some shit" when in combative argument. Akin to "Fuck you", but with more venom, could be used in situations where a situation requires vengeance.
Derived from a human turd left on a doorstep in Earl St with "Have some shit" written on the inside of a Rice Crispie box stuck in it like a little sign.
I did some serious overtime this week, have some shit petterson.
by Flapjackandy May 18, 2008
mugGet the Have some shitmug.

Gaped

To stretch the asshole of some unfortunate to such an extent by fucking it that it "gapes" open after retraction. To make someone your bitch by fucking them over.
Man, I got fucking gaped at the football tonight, we got pumped. My asshole looks like a fucking blunderbus.
by Flapjackandy October 9, 2009
mugGet the Gapedmug.

Brimful of Asha

A score of 45 in a game of darts, most usually 2 twentys and a 5. This phrase is usually uttered in distaste at a poor shot.

Originates from a 90's pop song.
What was your score my man? A Brimful of Asha.
by Flapjackandy December 1, 2009
mugGet the Brimful of Ashamug.

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