Stinkbum

He whose bum, or ass, is stinky.

Poor anal hygiene.

Fucking hell, Stinkbum, wash that pungent shit off your asshole you dirty cunt.

by Flapjackandy May 26, 2008

Gaped

To stretch the asshole of some unfortunate to such an extent by fucking it that it "gapes" open after retraction. To make someone your bitch by fucking them over.

Man, I got fucking gaped at the football tonight, we got pumped. My asshole looks like a fucking blunderbus.

by Flapjackandy October 09, 2009

Brimful of Asha

A score of 45 in a game of darts, most usually 2 twentys and a 5. This phrase is usually uttered in distaste at a poor shot.

Originates from a 90's pop song.

What was your score my man? A Brimful of Asha.

by Flapjackandy December 01, 2009

Shiteyarse

He whose arse, or ass, anus, whatever you prefer to call it, is covered in shit.

A dirty, ned, theiving cunt.

Look, there's Shiteyarse Kimmet and his ugly maw.

by Flapjackandy May 24, 2008

Have some shit

For some reason the people of Drumchapel are going mad for this phrase, screaming "Have some shit" when in combative argument. Akin to "Fuck you", but with more venom, could be used in situations where a situation requires vengeance.
Derived from a human turd left on a doorstep in Earl St with "Have some shit" written on the inside of a Rice Crispie box stuck in it like a little sign.

I did some serious overtime this week, have some shit petterson.

by Flapjackandy May 18, 2008

Dug shit

The shit of the dog.

Man, watch out for that fucking dug shit!

by Flapjackandy August 16, 2008