shrumpkin

Derived from "blumpkin," a shrumpkin happens when a man sharts while receiving oral sex.
That chick was pretty upset when I gave her a shrumpkin last night.
by Flannel Jake November 15, 2010
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chocolate squeegee

The act of squirting diarrhea while one is in the shower, then pushing the feces toward the drain with one's foot.
Jake: Aaron had to do a chocolate squeegee on Woodrow's shit this morning.
Alex: That's awesome, but why are Aaron and Woodrow showering together?
by Flannel Jake January 16, 2011
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pecan mudslide

A sexual act in which one partner defecates on the chest of the other, and the fecal matter is really runny and nutty.

Also, a treat from Dairy Queen.
I ate a whole bag of nuts yesterday so I could give my wife a pecan mudslide
by Flannel Jake November 23, 2010
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