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Definitions by FlabbyPancakeSause

One of the Most annoying medical conditions, you'll be in the bathroom a majority of the day and you can't cure it. But you can make it better with medicine and by not eating at all (because nearly all foods will trigger it)
I have crohns and I'm literally on the toilet writing this definition as we speak
Crohns by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023
Expensive laptop that can't even run games
I bought a MacBook to play games, but I'm stuck with candy crush
Macbook by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023

Franklin NJ 

Small town in the woods off of route 23 in New jersey, the place is filled with bears who will eat out of any dumpster, and old hillbillies who are married to their sister who is also their cousin, mother, and aunt at the same time somehow

It's basically Alabama
Franklin nj is a weird place

Eatventure 

A free mobile game that doesn't shove ads down your throat 24/7

Ads only play when you want boosts or whatever.

The game is basically you own a mcdonalds or candy shop or whatever and you must upgrade stations and hire people and expand your empire
Eatventure is a fun game
Tasty mint and godawful app where idiots dance
Tiktak sucks ass
Tiktak by FlabbyPancakeSause March 28, 2023

Hackensack hospital 

One of the Largest hospitals in nj and quite possibly the world.

It's always being expanded and the traffic around the building is abhorrentally bad.

Little Ferry 

A very small town in New jersey, almost every hurricane causes it to flood
Little ferry is so wet, more wet that my underpants