Fizzle 's definitions

tube sock

what you yell out while pointing at your boy when he appears to be infatuated with a hot chick (especially when the hot chick is within earshot). It means he needs a tube sock for masturbation purposes.

dude 1: Whoa, check out that badonkadonk!
dude 2: TUBE SOCK!

by fizzle April 2, 2004

tore up

adj. Sad and depressed. Like being heartbroken, as if your heart is torn up.

I got tore up over my cousin's death.

by fizzle April 2, 2004

chicken hauler

1. Trucker-speak for an 18-wheeler with lots of lights on it.
2. Can be an 18-wheeler that actually hauls chickens.
see also chicken truck

Hey Rubber Duck, look at that Peterbilt chicken hauler coming up on your six.

by fizzle April 7, 2004

damage

n. The total of a bill in a place of business, usually when the bill is large. Probably came from the situation where someone wrecks the place and offers to pay for any damage.

Patron: What's the damage?
Waiter: Three bills.

by fizzle April 10, 2004

slam dunk

1. The high-percentage shot in basketball. Performed by stuffing the ball down through the rim, and generally done with some force. Can be done in a number of creative ways. Sometimes shortened to just dunk.
2. a sure thing, even money, in the bag
3. what they said

1. Shaq did a slam dunk, hung on the rim, and shattered the glass.
2. Don't worry about it; it's a slam dunk!
3. same as above

by fizzle April 10, 2004

elephant in the room

n. A very large issue that everyone is acutely aware of, but nobody wants to talk about. Perhaps a sore spot, perhaps politically incorrect, or perhaps a political hot potato, it's something that no one wants to touch with a ten foot pole. Sometimes pink elephant in the room.

The degeneration of parental responsibility in this country is the elephant in the room, but no one in Washington wants to address it.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

axe murderer

n. a really good guitar player. See axe.

Carlos Santana isn't just an axe man, he's an axe murderer!

by fizzle December 22, 2005