main bitch

n. Not a wife, not a girlfriend, but very close to a main squeeze. Usually the favorite girl of several.

"Is that your wife, your girlfriend, or just your main bitch?"--Ludacris

by fizzle April 02, 2004

lobby

1. v. i. To pay politicians under the table to get them to be more agreeable to your employer's point of view, be it for or against something.
2. n. A particular group of people who engage in lobbying, e.g. the gun lobby. see also lobbyist.

I am a lobbyist who lobbies against the lobby lobby.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

yard

n. baseball field

Barry just yanked another one out of the yard.

by fizzle March 24, 2004

K-whopper

Trucker-speak for the Kenworth make of 18-wheelers. Called such because they are generally large and expensive, even for an 18-wheeler. Generally considered the Cadillac of 18-wheelers.

Hey Rubber Duck, I heard you bought a brand new K-whopper.

by fizzle April 07, 2004

e-ass

n. that part of you which can be kicked on the internet. Hackers kick the e-ass of lamers and lusers.

I just pwned your e-ass.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

<(o'-'o)>

it looks like a pokemon to me

maybe pikachu?

by fizzle April 01, 2004

bear report

n. Trucker-speak. A report of the location of state troopers (smokey bears, or just bears) patrolling the road ahead, usually obtained from vehicles moving in the opposite direction which have just come from the place for which you want a bear report.

Trucker1: Break 1-9, Eastbound.
Trucker2: 10-4, this is Eastbound.
T1: How about a bear report?
T2: You're looking good all the way to Guitar Town.
T1: 4-10, trucker friend.

by fizzle April 05, 2004