Fizzle's definitions

statutory rape

n. the legal concept that someone 18 or older having sex with someone younger than 18 is committing a felony. Members of NAMBLA advocate committing this with young boys, apparently. Even less than 100 years ago, it was common for men to marry teen girls as young as 13. I guess all those men committed statutory rape.

John is 18 and Jane is 17, and John was arrested and put in jail and now is a convicted felon even though Jane married him on her 18th birthday. What a crazy country we live in.

by fizzle April 5, 2004

skullbuggery

see skullduggery, skullfuck

same as above

by fizzle April 2, 2004

get right

v. i. To become indignant.

She got right with the guy who smacked her badonkadonk.

by fizzle April 14, 2004

smokey bear

n. Trucker-speak for a state trooper/highway patrolman. Mostly shortened to just bear. See bear report, county mounty, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel.

My dad was the first trucker to ever overtake an Ohio smokey bear on the highway without getting a ticket; he's a living legend among truckers.

by fizzle April 14, 2004

evel knievel

1. n. Trucker-speak for a motorcycle cop. See bear, smokey bear, bear report, county mounty, city kitty, local yokel.
2. Evel Knievel is a famous motorcycle-riding daredevil who has reportedly broken every bone in his body multiple times.

I got pulled over by an evel knievel.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

four on the floor

n. Indicates that a car has a four-speed transmission, where the shifter is "on the floor" rather than on the steering column.

That old camaro had a 454 with four on the floor.

by fizzle April 13, 2004

even money

A sure thing, a slam dunk, something that is in the bag. From gambling lingo.

If there's only one horse in the race, then it's even money that the one horse is going to win the race.

by fizzle April 10, 2004