Fitty Fishy's definitions

colloween

A celebration the day after Halloween. Some traditions include: wearing a costume, living in a dry country and befriending a woman named Colleen.

Do you have your costumes? Hurry up, it's almost Colloween.

by Fitty Fishy October 31, 2019

Morganese

A form of communication used by boss ass bitches who have already earned their dough for the day and are now so stoned and drunk that their words bleed into each other.

You: Hey, how was work today?

Morgan (speaking Morganese): I godd mine shuffle fo' dem hightep just staded in um back

by Fitty Fishy July 5, 2022

Alcowall

The imaginary force field (wall) you hit when you are on your third day straight of drinking and no amount of alcohol seems to have any effect

Dude, can you finish my grigio, I've hit my alcowall

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

Karapy

A form of therapy in which patients hoard emotional problems deep inside themselves and use karaoke as their soul cathartic release.

My husband just cheated on me. Wanna sing Alanis at our next Karapy?

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

Gravy Cleanse

The mid-western equivalent to a detox or juice cleanse used by middle aged, lactose intolerant women (generally from Appalachia or surrounding American mid-west) consume copious amounts of sausage gravy in hopes of ridding the body of excess fluid and toxins.

The last gravy cleanse had me shit off 10 pounds.

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

American Fertile Crescent

The region of America (generally mid-western states such as Ohio and Wisconsin) where super fertile women exist. They can generally pump out several babies a year, employing them as field hands and have quick 'snap backs.'

Judgy Asshole: It was super irresponsible for you to conceive another kid, you can barely take care of yourself!

You: I'm from the American Fertile Crescent. That guy only fingered me and I got pregnant!

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022

Broherence

The logical unity of two bros who will goad each others' bad ideas without hesitation

Your bro: Let's go find some ants to pee on.

You, using your broherence: OK (gulps Mountain Dew then passes said Mountain Dew to your bro)

by Fitty Fishy July 4, 2022