Fishyrich's definitions

Gisting

A quick one off the wrist. Derived from a combination of jism and wrist. Not related to fisting.

I was supposed to be summarizing the document but instead I was in the bathroom gisting.

by Fishyrich October 17, 2011

Clean Bandit

An outlaw who has just stepped out of the bath.
To get a clean bandit you must soap down your desperado, then scrub and rinse.

Clean Bandit:

She tells him "your bath ain't gonna be nothing like my bath (straight)
You're gonna wash and have a good bath
I'm gonna scrub what I've got to scrub" (stay up there, stay up there)

I never meant to leave you dirty
I never meant to do the dirt thing
Not to you (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
'Cause every time I see you soaping
I wish I wasn't one of your exes
Get in the pool (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)

And now your wash is on repeat
And I'm scrubbing on to your heartbeat
And when you're clean, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphony

by Fishyrich November 25, 2019

errday

A day full of errors, when one makes a lot of mistakes.

Not to be confused with "errday" as a lazy contraction of "every day".

Argh, what an errday - I am arsing everything up today. Bugger.
I'm making errors every day - errday is an errday.

by Fishyrich April 14, 2015

Badass

A rear end that generates noxious emissions. A backside that produces evil-smelling farts.

Jon farts like a trooper. He's a real badass.

by Fishyrich November 7, 2018

catch feels

Verb. To catch a type of fish called "feels".

To catch feels, it is usual to use a "drop top" rod. Sometimes a net is used to "chase thrills". Occasionally pills are popped in the water to subdue the fish. Feels are not dangerous so there is no need to be scared.

Don't be afraid to catch feels (ha)
Baby, I know you ain't scared to catch feels
Ride drop top and chase thrills (hey)

by Fishyrich March 27, 2019

ebola

An electronic or internet-enabled version of Bola. Available as a web site and a smartphone app.

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"Have you got ebola?"
" Yes it's on my smartphone here - take a look"

by Fishyrich November 11, 2014

lodging

Sex in a public place for the viewing pleasure of others; specifically in a motel lodge car park. Derived from a combination of "dogging" and "lodge".

Our favourite dogging venue was out of action so we resorted to lodging, using the nearby motel car park.

by Fishyrich May 20, 2012