Fishyrich's definitions

errday

A day full of errors, when one makes a lot of mistakes.

Not to be confused with "errday" as a lazy contraction of "every day".

Argh, what an errday - I am arsing everything up today. Bugger.
I'm making errors every day - errday is an errday.

by Fishyrich April 14, 2015

ebola

An electronic or internet-enabled version of Bola. Available as a web site and a smartphone app.

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"Have you got ebola?"
" Yes it's on my smartphone here - take a look"

by Fishyrich November 11, 2014

ima

ima = I'm a

Means "I am a"...

Simple!

I am a person who says, "I am going to stop saying ima".

by Fishyrich July 28, 2014

Fukkem

Fukkem is what you say when you have decided that you don't care what anyone else thinks.

S: Have you bought Christmas presents for your colleagues yet?
R: Ah no, fukkem!

by Fishyrich September 14, 2012

coming out of the cupboard

"coming out of the cupboard" is a term to decribe the act performed by claustrophile glory-hole fetishists.

The participant enters a cupboard and sticks his manhood through the glory hole for a happy ending.

Al: "I think a seagull just shat on me in the kitchen"
Jon: "No, that's just Roy, coming out of the cupboard. Do you see the glory hole drilled in it?"

by Fishyrich September 10, 2012

fribble

fribble
A security protocol for IT systems. Normally written as FR-IBB/LE, this represents the highest level of physical and logical security and requires a rigorous assessment.

We have developed a new bank-grade system with Fribble security certification. It was essential to ensure it met the FR-IBB security standard with LE encryption otherwise it would not have been accepted.

by Fishyrich May 20, 2012

lodging

Sex in a public place for the viewing pleasure of others; specifically in a motel lodge car park. Derived from a combination of "dogging" and "lodge".

Our favourite dogging venue was out of action so we resorted to lodging, using the nearby motel car park.

by Fishyrich May 20, 2012