An outlaw who has just stepped out of the bath.
To get a clean bandit you must soap down your desperado, then scrub and rinse.
To get a clean bandit you must soap down your desperado, then scrub and rinse.
Clean Bandit:
She tells him "your bath ain't gonna be nothing like my bath (straight)
You're gonna wash and have a good bath
I'm gonna scrub what I've got to scrub" (stay up there, stay up there)
I never meant to leave you dirty
I never meant to do the dirt thing
Not to you (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
'Cause every time I see you soaping
I wish I wasn't one of your exes
Get in the pool (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
And now your wash is on repeat
And I'm scrubbing on to your heartbeat
And when you're clean, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphony
She tells him "your bath ain't gonna be nothing like my bath (straight)
You're gonna wash and have a good bath
I'm gonna scrub what I've got to scrub" (stay up there, stay up there)
I never meant to leave you dirty
I never meant to do the dirt thing
Not to you (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
'Cause every time I see you soaping
I wish I wasn't one of your exes
Get in the pool (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
And now your wash is on repeat
And I'm scrubbing on to your heartbeat
And when you're clean, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphony
by Fishyrich November 25, 2019
Get the Clean Bandit mug."coming out of the cupboard" is a term to decribe the act performed by claustrophile glory-hole fetishists.
The participant enters a cupboard and sticks his manhood through the glory hole for a happy ending.
The participant enters a cupboard and sticks his manhood through the glory hole for a happy ending.
Al: "I think a seagull just shat on me in the kitchen"
Jon: "No, that's just Roy, coming out of the cupboard. Do you see the glory hole drilled in it?"
Jon: "No, that's just Roy, coming out of the cupboard. Do you see the glory hole drilled in it?"
by Fishyrich September 10, 2012
Get the coming out of the cupboard mug.Verb. To catch a type of fish called "feels".
To catch feels, it is usual to use a "drop top" rod. Sometimes a net is used to "chase thrills". Occasionally pills are popped in the water to subdue the fish. Feels are not dangerous so there is no need to be scared.
To catch feels, it is usual to use a "drop top" rod. Sometimes a net is used to "chase thrills". Occasionally pills are popped in the water to subdue the fish. Feels are not dangerous so there is no need to be scared.
Don't be afraid to catch feels (ha)
Baby, I know you ain't scared to catch feels
Ride drop top and chase thrills (hey)
Baby, I know you ain't scared to catch feels
Ride drop top and chase thrills (hey)
by Fishyrich March 27, 2019
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Get the Badass mug.Sex in a public place for the viewing pleasure of others; specifically in a motel lodge car park. Derived from a combination of "dogging" and "lodge".
Our favourite dogging venue was out of action so we resorted to lodging, using the nearby motel car park.
by Fishyrich May 20, 2012
Get the lodging mug.The act of giving monetary reward to cows that have provided good service.
This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.
Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.
Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
This is particularly common in rural societies, where cows are routinely employed in the service industry. Cows are not entitled to the minimum wage and rely heavily on tips.
Many cows blow their tips on their grass habit.
Not to be confused with cow topping, which is the selective removal of the extremities of a cow, to encourage further growth.
Heather 1: Hey let's get drunk and go cow tipping tonight!
Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
Heather 2: Well if you're going to get drunk make sure to leave a good tip for the cow.
by Fishyrich April 27, 2019
Get the cow tipping mug.A day full of errors, when one makes a lot of mistakes.
Not to be confused with "errday" as a lazy contraction of "every day".
Not to be confused with "errday" as a lazy contraction of "every day".
Argh, what an errday - I am arsing everything up today. Bugger.
I'm making errors every day - errday is an errday.
I'm making errors every day - errday is an errday.
by Fishyrich April 14, 2015
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