razor maneuver

When your having sex with a girl while the guy is shaving her pubes off her pussy

John: yo I gave my girlfriend a razor maneuver last night.
Nathan: woah dude wish I could try that but I’m lonely

by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018

female drum machine

When you use drumsticks to hit a girls body part

Thomas: Yo I just got a female drum machine in my house. It sounds so awesome and satisfying
John: what do you mean
Thomas: so if I hit her boobs with my drumstick it will make a squishy sound if I hit her in the ass it will make a bass drum sound if hit her in the the stomach it will make a snare drum sound.
John: damn I wish I had one

by Fireguy47 September 04, 2018

Mr. Explodey

A nickname for a guy who shoots big massive loads like a bomb inside a girls pussy

Samantha: Oh my god, my boyfriend has the best dick ever so I call him Mr. Explodey
Nancy: No way really? I wish I had one like him

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

geometrical sex

When you use the power of geometry to aim your cumshot at the right angle without it spray everywhere

I have practiced geometrical sex with my girlfriend and I enjoy life

by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018

push fucking

When your penis is so huge it can bulldoze a girl against the wall

Tyrone was push fucking Delilah and there is a huge hole in the wall

by Fireguy47 September 06, 2018

icicle minigun

When you freeze your cumshots and put it inside a nerf gun and fire it towards the girls pussy

Bradley tried doing the icicle minigun on Jenna and her pussy ended up frozen solid

by Fireguy47 September 04, 2018

For the crusaders

When you yell “for the crusaders” thinking you’ll do a lot work but does absolutely nothing.

Reinhardt: “My ultimate is ready”
Ana: “Okay, I’ll nano boost you”
Reinhardt: “For the crusaders!”
Ana: “WTF YOU GOT NOBODY YOU DUMB FUCK”
Genji: “You should’ve nanoed me and healed me you dumb bitch”
Mercy; “Shut the fuck up, all of you are dogwater”
Wrecking ball and Doomfist: “We are good characters”

by Fireguy47 April 13, 2021