Fireguy47's definitions

You won’t believe what just happened

When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.

Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*

by Fireguy47 April 27, 2021

daddy work

A guy who mows the lawn, works for really long shifts, drives kids to McDonald’s, and is good at repairing things

Son: hey my car broke cuz I’m fat as fuck can you fix my car?
Father: looks like I’m gonna have to do all the daddy work again

by Fireguy47 August 25, 2018

Mr. Explodey

A nickname for a guy who shoots big massive loads like a bomb inside a girls pussy

Samantha: Oh my god, my boyfriend has the best dick ever so I call him Mr. Explodey
Nancy: No way really? I wish I had one like him

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

geometrical sex

When you use the power of geometry to aim your cumshot at the right angle without it spray everywhere

I have practiced geometrical sex with my girlfriend and I enjoy life

by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018

For the crusaders

When you yell “for the crusaders” thinking you’ll do a lot work but does absolutely nothing.

Reinhardt: “My ultimate is ready”
Ana: “Okay, I’ll nano boost you”
Reinhardt: “For the crusaders!”
Ana: “WTF YOU GOT NOBODY YOU DUMB FUCK”
Genji: “You should’ve nanoed me and healed me you dumb bitch”
Mercy; “Shut the fuck up, all of you are dogwater”
Wrecking ball and Doomfist: “We are good characters”

by Fireguy47 April 13, 2021

African head massage

When 2 or more people slap the top of another persons head multiple times

Robert Giovanni and Brian were giving Max an African head massage. The next day he came back for round 2

by Fireguy47 October 3, 2018

razor maneuver

When your having sex with a girl while the guy is shaving her pubes off her pussy

John: yo I gave my girlfriend a razor maneuver last night.
Nathan: woah dude wish I could try that but I’m lonely

by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018