icicle minigun

When you freeze your cumshots and put it inside a nerf gun and fire it towards the girls pussy

Bradley tried doing the icicle minigun on Jenna and her pussy ended up frozen solid

by Fireguy47 September 05, 2018

metal pipe

A guy who has a serious hard on and has his cock at absolute zero. Whenever he’s about to shoot his load, his cock will take 5 minutes to thaw out. If he gets hard during shooting his load, his cum will be frozen solid along with his dick

Stacey: It’s hard for me to give you blow when you have a metal pipe
John: I’m sry I think I may have a serious condition

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

Mexican toaster

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure

My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it

by Fireguy47 June 11, 2017

Oooh carne

A Mexican way of saying oooh roasted

Black person: your so bright I got blind
White person: you look like a overcooked brownie

Mexican person: oooh carne

by Fireguy47 June 17, 2017

sack recycle

When you reuse the same condom for the same situation

I ran outta condoms so I gotta sack recycle again luckily I’m just beating my meat

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

You won’t believe what just happened

When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.

Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*

by Fireguy47 April 28, 2021

push fucking

When your penis is so huge it can bulldoze a girl against the wall

Tyrone was push fucking Delilah and there is a huge hole in the wall

by Fireguy47 September 07, 2018