by FinelyThreaded February 06, 2022
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1. egregiously intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumption
2. the most obscene level of sloppy wasted achievable before passing TF out!
How to use "blackout shitty" in a sentence:
1. egregiously intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumption
2. the most obscene level of sloppy wasted achievable before passing TF out!
How to use "blackout shitty" in a sentence:
Wholly crap! How drunk are you? Never mind! You need to stop drinking or you're gonna wind up getting freakin' blackout shitty!
KRICED, dude! You're so blackout shitty, I don't understand how you are even conscious, much less, able to stand and walk!
KRICED, dude! You're so blackout shitty, I don't understand how you are even conscious, much less, able to stand and walk!
by FinelyThreaded May 17, 2022
Get the blackout shitty mug.Amy: Hey, Karen. Did you leave your jacket at church last week?
Karen: I did. Any chance you found it?
Amy: I didn't find it but I saw that Cooper fella hang it in the entrance area after I knew you had already left.
Karen: Cooper? Isn't he that 'mo who drives the purple Subaru Legacy?
Amy: I know. Right? Isn't he the wrong kind of queer for that? Maybe his wife is a 'mo too! LOL!
Karen: Let's be sure to pray for them both.
Karen: I did. Any chance you found it?
Amy: I didn't find it but I saw that Cooper fella hang it in the entrance area after I knew you had already left.
Karen: Cooper? Isn't he that 'mo who drives the purple Subaru Legacy?
Amy: I know. Right? Isn't he the wrong kind of queer for that? Maybe his wife is a 'mo too! LOL!
Karen: Let's be sure to pray for them both.
by FinelyThreaded February 08, 2023
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1. the tendency to ignore, remove, falsify, or re-explain favorable claims or information pertaining to the U.S. state of West Virginia in history, academia, the news media, etc. In its most extreme form, WV erasure can include the belief that WV itself does not exist.
1. the tendency to ignore, remove, falsify, or re-explain favorable claims or information pertaining to the U.S. state of West Virginia in history, academia, the news media, etc. In its most extreme form, WV erasure can include the belief that WV itself does not exist.
Karen: Based on the geographical references in the lyrics, like "Blue Ridge Mountains" and "Shenandoah River", many have argued that John Denver shortened “western Virginia” to “west Virginia” (lowercase ‘w’) because the extra syllable would have disrupted the cadence. Plus, the actual road that inspired the song initially is Clopper Road in Gaithersburg, Maryland.
Ava: Please, miss me with that West Virginia erasure bull shit! If you consider the lyrics, "miner's lady" and "stranger to blue water", the song "Country Roads" is clearly referring to the state of West Virginia. To this day, WV is 2nd only to WY in coal production. There are coal mines in VA but it's negligible compared to WV and other states. Most notably is the fact that WV is a landlocked state but VA is not. VA has a long Atlantic Ocean coastline, whereas, WV does not border any ocean. WV has plenty of rivers and lakes so, when you hear, "blue water", this is clearly in reference to ocean water.
Ava: Please, miss me with that West Virginia erasure bull shit! If you consider the lyrics, "miner's lady" and "stranger to blue water", the song "Country Roads" is clearly referring to the state of West Virginia. To this day, WV is 2nd only to WY in coal production. There are coal mines in VA but it's negligible compared to WV and other states. Most notably is the fact that WV is a landlocked state but VA is not. VA has a long Atlantic Ocean coastline, whereas, WV does not border any ocean. WV has plenty of rivers and lakes so, when you hear, "blue water", this is clearly in reference to ocean water.
by FinelyThreaded March 09, 2023
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to vomit outside, particularly, during a party due to excessive alcohol consumption.
"Screaming at the bushes" is often characterized by a conspicuously audible sound of retching and/or dry heaving. It is typically perpetrated in a flower bed, behind a tree, tall grass, literal bushes, or any other location that might provide a somewhat concealed location to discreetly deposit those pieces of yourself that won't be leaving with the rest of you while simultaneously alleviating the need to clean up afterward.
Origin of "scream at the bushes":
IDK when TF this phrase was 1st used but I'll bet it was coined in West Virginia. When we do somethin' trashy, we typically do our best to, at least, not add work to the puke.
to vomit outside, particularly, during a party due to excessive alcohol consumption.
"Screaming at the bushes" is often characterized by a conspicuously audible sound of retching and/or dry heaving. It is typically perpetrated in a flower bed, behind a tree, tall grass, literal bushes, or any other location that might provide a somewhat concealed location to discreetly deposit those pieces of yourself that won't be leaving with the rest of you while simultaneously alleviating the need to clean up afterward.
Origin of "scream at the bushes":
IDK when TF this phrase was 1st used but I'll bet it was coined in West Virginia. When we do somethin' trashy, we typically do our best to, at least, not add work to the puke.
1. Ugh! I'm gonna puke but there's someone in the bathroom. I'm gonna hafta go outside and scream at the bushes.
2. You wanna go to Steve and Deb's 4th of July party this year? IDK if I wanna do that again or not. Last year, you spent the last 1/2 of the party outside, blackout shitty, screamin' at the bushes, while I spent 2 hours fake laughing at your drunk-ass boss' corny-ass jokes.
3. The 50 drinking games are separated into five categories by “Boot Factor." A “Boot Factor” of one means that there is little-to-no chance of tossing your cookies in those games. A “Boot Factor” of five means that you will most likely be screaming at the bushes by the end of the game.
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2. You wanna go to Steve and Deb's 4th of July party this year? IDK if I wanna do that again or not. Last year, you spent the last 1/2 of the party outside, blackout shitty, screamin' at the bushes, while I spent 2 hours fake laughing at your drunk-ass boss' corny-ass jokes.
3. The 50 drinking games are separated into five categories by “Boot Factor." A “Boot Factor” of one means that there is little-to-no chance of tossing your cookies in those games. A “Boot Factor” of five means that you will most likely be screaming at the bushes by the end of the game.
( dailycollegian DOT com/2006/12/beer-book-draws-readers/ )
by FinelyThreaded February 08, 2023
Get the scream at the bushes mug.There's no sense dirtying a bunch of dishes to pass out slices of pizza. Just use West Virginia paper plates. Once you've eaten the pizza, your plate becomes a napkin. ...and Bingo was his name! Oh!
by FinelyThreaded July 04, 2019
Get the West Virginia paper plate mug.A form of group sex that specifically consists of 1 man and 2 women. Ideally, the ladies involved should be bisexual and interact sexually with each other to some degree but this is not required. The two women may be completely hetero and have no contact or interaction with each other. Either way, the focus of attention is generally on the man. Any normal man who is legitimately attracted to women and finds himself blessed with such a spectacular bounty of female unicorns would NEVER decline to participate under either set of circumstances.
Note: A king's threesome will provide a splendid opportunity for the participants to perform a variation of an "Eiffel Tower". This is highly recommended and encouraged. Whether it's the two ladies or one of the ladies and the guy who high five each other and regardless of the sexual position or configuration, the Eiffel Tower is certain to produce a cute little smile and / or giggle from one or both of the ladies and a rush of gratification and ego boost for the man.
See: FFM,FMF, MFF, threesome, group sex
See also: orgy, Peter, Paul and Mary
Alternate spellings: King's 3some, King's 3-some
Note: A king's threesome will provide a splendid opportunity for the participants to perform a variation of an "Eiffel Tower". This is highly recommended and encouraged. Whether it's the two ladies or one of the ladies and the guy who high five each other and regardless of the sexual position or configuration, the Eiffel Tower is certain to produce a cute little smile and / or giggle from one or both of the ladies and a rush of gratification and ego boost for the man.
See: FFM,FMF, MFF, threesome, group sex
See also: orgy, Peter, Paul and Mary
Alternate spellings: King's 3some, King's 3-some
Tom: Dude! You won't believe what happened last night. You know that sexy girl who's been nagging me to bang her?
Mike: Yeah. Did you cave in?
Tom: You could say that. Last night, we wound up at my place and started making out. Wouldn't you know, just as I was about to unfasten her bra, my gf shows up!
Mike: Aw, dude! That sucks! So, you're single now, huh?
Tom: Nah, man! She was into it! She joined in and we all had a blast! I must have banged them both like 2-3 times each. They were makin' out with each other and playin' with each other's tits. They took turns makin' out with me and suckin' on my dick. Whew! It was phenomenal!
Mike: Damn! You lucky bastard! I've always wanted to have a king's threesome.
Mike: Yeah. Did you cave in?
Tom: You could say that. Last night, we wound up at my place and started making out. Wouldn't you know, just as I was about to unfasten her bra, my gf shows up!
Mike: Aw, dude! That sucks! So, you're single now, huh?
Tom: Nah, man! She was into it! She joined in and we all had a blast! I must have banged them both like 2-3 times each. They were makin' out with each other and playin' with each other's tits. They took turns makin' out with me and suckin' on my dick. Whew! It was phenomenal!
Mike: Damn! You lucky bastard! I've always wanted to have a king's threesome.
by FinelyThreaded July 04, 2019
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