14 definitions by Finalpoet

Monkeys

by Finalpoet September 12, 2018

Moderately starving.

"Are you hangry?"

"No. I'm only marving."

by Finalpoet September 14, 2018

The word all Christians hate and this will only become a definition if I'm lucky enough to not have a Christian read it.

P1: Goddamn mother fucking sluts all getting fucked up the ass with massive cocks.
P2: Please don't say that G word around me, the rest was fine tho.

by Finalpoet January 31, 2019

A day that nobody cares about. Not even the families of the victims.

Person 1: "Tomorrow is Patriot Day"
Person 2: "Noone cares."

by Finalpoet September 11, 2018

Sunvan didn't pick me up again.

by Finalpoet April 3, 2019

Person 1: "What is Purple Day? "
Person 2: "That is epilepsy awareness day."

by Finalpoet September 11, 2018

What happens when everything goes black and then you wake up near some random people (remember stranger, danger).

1st) So I had a seizure.
2nd) Then what?

1st) Idk what happened, dumbass.

by Finalpoet June 9, 2018