Finalpoet's definitions

Rubik's Cube

The puzzle everyone thinks is impossible to solve... but with a good YouTube video it becomes very easy.

P1: I can never solve the Rubik's Cube.

P2: Have you checked YouTube?
P1: No.
P2:........

by Finalpoet January 30, 2019

Happy ending

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.

"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."

by Finalpoet February 7, 2019

Purple day

Epilepsy Awareness Day or March 26th

Person 1: "What is Purple Day? "
Person 2: "That is epilepsy awareness day."

by Finalpoet September 10, 2018

Urban dictionary

The website you're on... dumbass.

"Do you ever use Urban Dictionary?"

by Finalpoet September 10, 2018

Patriot Day

A day that nobody cares about. Not even the families of the victims.

Person 1: "Tomorrow is Patriot Day"
Person 2: "Noone cares."

by Finalpoet September 10, 2018

Monkeys

A species we should be incredibly thankful for.

"We evolved from monkeys."

by Finalpoet September 11, 2018

marving

Moderately starving.

"Are you hangry?"

"No. I'm only marving."

by Finalpoet September 14, 2018