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marving

Moderately starving.
"Are you hangry?"

"No. I'm only marving."
by Finalpoet September 14, 2018
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Urban dictionary

The website you're on... dumbass.
"Do you ever use Urban Dictionary?"
by Finalpoet September 10, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

A useful website for slang you don't know. But it now only has old definitions and so it's lost all of it's humor.
by Finalpoet May 27, 2019
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Sunvan

Sunvan didn't pick me up again.
by Finalpoet April 2, 2019
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Purple day

Person 1: "What is Purple Day? "
Person 2: "That is epilepsy awareness day."
by Finalpoet September 10, 2018
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Politician

A person everyone hates. Especially their coworkers.
I was thinking of assassinating that politician but his coworker did it first.
by Finalpoet January 28, 2019
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Happy ending

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.
"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."
by Finalpoet February 7, 2019
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