Definitions by Finalpoet

marving

Moderately starving.

"Are you hangry?"

"No. I'm only marving."

marving by Finalpoet September 14, 2018

Monkeys 

A species we should be incredibly thankful for.

"We evolved from monkeys."

Monkeys by Finalpoet September 11, 2018

Purple day 

Epilepsy Awareness Day or March 26th

Person 1: "What is Purple Day? "
Person 2: "That is epilepsy awareness day."

Purple day by Finalpoet September 10, 2018

Urban dictionary 

The website you're on... dumbass.

"Do you ever use Urban Dictionary?"

Urban dictionary by Finalpoet September 10, 2018

Patriot Day 

A day that nobody cares about. Not even the families of the victims.

Person 1: "Tomorrow is Patriot Day"
Person 2: "Noone cares."

Patriot Day by Finalpoet September 10, 2018

Little people 

Just another way to say midget. A way they hate.

1) You see those little people.

2) Don't call them that. You idiot!

Little people by Finalpoet June 19, 2018

Seizure 

What happens when everything goes black and then you wake up near some random people (remember stranger, danger).

1st) So I had a seizure.
2nd) Then what?

1st) Idk what happened, dumbass.

Seizure by Finalpoet June 14, 2018