Finalpoet's definitions

marving

Moderately starving.

"Are you hangry?"

"No. I'm only marving."

by Finalpoet September 14, 2018

Urban dictionary

The website you're on... dumbass.

"Do you ever use Urban Dictionary?"

by Finalpoet September 10, 2018

Urban Dictionary

A useful website for slang you don't know. But it now only has old definitions and so it's lost all of it's humor.

I went to Urban Dictionary .

by Finalpoet May 27, 2019

Sunvan

A very crappy service in Albuquerque, NM.

Sunvan didn't pick me up again.

by Finalpoet April 2, 2019

Purple day

Epilepsy Awareness Day or March 26th

Person 1: "What is Purple Day? "
Person 2: "That is epilepsy awareness day."

by Finalpoet September 10, 2018

Politician

A person everyone hates. Especially their coworkers.

I was thinking of assassinating that politician but his coworker did it first.

by Finalpoet January 28, 2019

Happy ending

A massage that is normal until the end where you turn over and ask for a "full body massage" and the masseuse (usually asian) takes off the towel and gives you a handjob. It usually costs extra.

"I went to a get a massage and I got a happy ending."

by Finalpoet February 7, 2019