Definitions by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM
Liquid Dick
1. A man who prematurely ejaculates 10 out of 10 times.
2. A man who's dick is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.
2. A man who's dick is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.
Hey doctor, I've got a problem. I could get it up, I just can't hold it in. I'm a total liquid dick.
Liquid Dick by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009
femme vagal
It comes from the words femme fatal and vagina.
1. A bitch whose vagina is so dry and tight, you swear it could rip your dick clean off.
2. A deadly vagina.
3. A vagina that should be either condemned or feature a warning sign.
4. Any vagina that is hazardous to your sexual health.
1. A bitch whose vagina is so dry and tight, you swear it could rip your dick clean off.
2. A deadly vagina.
3. A vagina that should be either condemned or feature a warning sign.
4. Any vagina that is hazardous to your sexual health.
I really need to raise my standards. Last night I was fucking a bitch, and she had a total femme vagal. I'm lucky my dick is in one piece.
femme vagal by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009
fur surfer
1. A man or woman who is into hairy dicks or vaginas.
2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.
2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.
fur surfer by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009
Klan Fart
A moment where a honky who supresses his racism has a verbal slip of tongue in which he makes a racist remark while not realizing he expressed his thoughts.
The word comes from the word Ku Klux Klan and the unpleasantness of a fart.
The word comes from the word Ku Klux Klan and the unpleasantness of a fart.
The South Park episode, where Stans Dad goes on Wheel of Fortune and shouts out nigger is a prime example of a Klan Fart.
The movie Clerks 2 where the meaning of porch monkey was confused in meaning was the funniest Klan Fart example I can think of.
The movie Clerks 2 where the meaning of porch monkey was confused in meaning was the funniest Klan Fart example I can think of.
Klan Fart by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009
Nemophiliac
A person that has a sexual fettish for fish and aquatic life.
The word comes from the movie Finding Nemo and Philiac which means to love.
The word comes from the movie Finding Nemo and Philiac which means to love.
Did you just jack off into the fish tank? what are you, some sort of Nemophiliac?
You know I'm not allowed at Seaworld anymore, not after they found out I was a Nemophiliac
You know I'm not allowed at Seaworld anymore, not after they found out I was a Nemophiliac
Nemophiliac by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009
Vomosexual
1. A peson who has a sexual fettish for vomit.
2. People who get turned on by vomiting on each other.
3. A man who uses vomit as lubricant to jack off
4. Any situation where vomit is used as an aid to any sort of sexual activity.
2. People who get turned on by vomiting on each other.
3. A man who uses vomit as lubricant to jack off
4. Any situation where vomit is used as an aid to any sort of sexual activity.
I got done watching some sick ass Japanese Porn. the bitches were total vomosexuals.
I wonder if it's possible to be both bullimic and a vomosexual. It would be a perfect combination.
I wonder if it's possible to be both bullimic and a vomosexual. It would be a perfect combination.
Vomosexual by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009
asstised
Coming from the words ass and chastise.
1. To rape in the ass in an extremely violent way.
2. To viloate someone's anus with a foreign object.
3. Anal Punishment.
1. To rape in the ass in an extremely violent way.
2. To viloate someone's anus with a foreign object.
3. Anal Punishment.
asstised by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009