whale-stabber

In all fairness this term was coined from the adult swim TV show "The Oblongs" (at least this is where I first heard the word used).

It is used to describe an eskimo or somebody from alaska possibly in a derogatory way.
Guy 1: Hey guy 2 how's it going
Guy 2: Terrible. A bunch of fucking whale-stabbers moved in next door.
Guy 1: Well it beat having a bunch of spear chuckers for neighbors.
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Klan Fart

A moment where a honky who supresses his racism has a verbal slip of tongue in which he makes a racist remark while not realizing he expressed his thoughts.

The word comes from the word Ku Klux Klan and the unpleasantness of a fart.
The South Park episode, where Stans Dad goes on Wheel of Fortune and shouts out nigger is a prime example of a Klan Fart.

The movie Clerks 2 where the meaning of porch monkey was confused in meaning was the funniest Klan Fart example I can think of.
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Chili Dick

1. The end result of having anal sex, where when the dick withdraws from the asshole, It is covered in diarhea that resembles chili.
I'm never fucking another ass in my life. I got chili dicked by some bitch who don't know how to wipe her ass
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fur surfer

1. A man or woman who is into hairy dicks or vaginas.

2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.

I don't have to trim my pubes, my girlfriend is a total fur surfer.
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femme vagal

It comes from the words femme fatal and vagina.

1. A bitch whose vagina is so dry and tight, you swear it could rip your dick clean off.

2. A deadly vagina.

3. A vagina that should be either condemned or feature a warning sign.

4. Any vagina that is hazardous to your sexual health.

I really need to raise my standards. Last night I was fucking a bitch, and she had a total femme vagal. I'm lucky my dick is in one piece.
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klandle

Some niggers that live next door to me moved out after I lit up a Klandle in their front yard.
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Nemophiliac

A person that has a sexual fettish for fish and aquatic life.

The word comes from the movie Finding Nemo and Philiac which means to love.

Did you just jack off into the fish tank? what are you, some sort of Nemophiliac?

You know I'm not allowed at Seaworld anymore, not after they found out I was a Nemophiliac
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