FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM's definitions

Urban Dictionary

A website that doesn't post my submissions. Because they refuse to post anything that defames their shitty website or anything I come up with, I'm going to spam and troll the hell out of them everyday. I dare you faggots. You don't like spam, well get ready for a shit load of it assholes.

Prepare to be extremely annoyed, urban dictionary.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM February 12, 2010

F.A.D.U.

Acronym for Faggots and Dykes United. It's the insensitive way to refer to the Gay and Lesbian alliance.

Perez Hilton and Rosie O'Donnel would be the king and queen of F.A.D.U.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM September 19, 2009

ome-e

Similar to the word homie. ome is emo spelled backwards, so your ome-e would be your emo homie.

My best friend is such a fucking whiner. I think he went from being my homie to being my ome-e.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM June 9, 2009

clitalian

An offensive term towards wops grape stompers and dagos. similar to shitalian. It comes from the words clitoris and italian.

The only thing clitalians are good for is delivering pizzas and unclogging toilets.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 29, 2009

Breast Boner

A nice pair of tits that you would like to titfuck.

Breast you dream of sticking you dick in and fucking

I'm not into tit fucking, but there was one bitch who gave me a breast boner.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 4, 2009

fur surfer

1. A man or woman who is into hairy dicks or vaginas.

2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.

I don't have to trim my pubes, my girlfriend is a total fur surfer.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009

whale-stabber

In all fairness this term was coined from the adult swim TV show "The Oblongs" (at least this is where I first heard the word used).

It is used to describe an eskimo or somebody from alaska possibly in a derogatory way.

Guy 1: Hey guy 2 how's it going
Guy 2: Terrible. A bunch of fucking whale-stabbers moved in next door.
Guy 1: Well it beat having a bunch of spear chuckers for neighbors.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 22, 2009