Definitions by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM

clitalian 

An offensive term towards wops grape stompers and dagos. similar to shitalian. It comes from the words clitoris and italian.

The only thing clitalians are good for is delivering pizzas and unclogging toilets.

clitalian by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 29, 2009

whale-stabber 

In all fairness this term was coined from the adult swim TV show "The Oblongs" (at least this is where I first heard the word used).

It is used to describe an eskimo or somebody from alaska possibly in a derogatory way.

Guy 1: Hey guy 2 how's it going
Guy 2: Terrible. A bunch of fucking whale-stabbers moved in next door.
Guy 1: Well it beat having a bunch of spear chuckers for neighbors.

whale-stabber by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 22, 2009

klandle 

A burning cross.

A klu klux klan candle.

Some niggers that live next door to me moved out after I lit up a Klandle in their front yard.

klandle by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 10, 2009

Jewgoslavian 

A person who is half kyke and half Yugoslavian.

A yugoslavian Jew

You are the only Jewgoslavian I know.

Jewgoslavian by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 6, 2009

Breast Boner 

A nice pair of tits that you would like to titfuck.

Breast you dream of sticking you dick in and fucking

I'm not into tit fucking, but there was one bitch who gave me a breast boner.

Breast Boner by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 4, 2009

scrotocol 

It comes from the words scrotum and protocol.

1. A set of regulations or procedures that a man has regarding his testicles.

2. The list of do's and don'ts concerning the testicular region.

If you're gonna suck my dick, you have to stroke my balls. It's my standard scrotocol.

You don't kick another man in the nuts unless you're a pussy. That is simple scrotocol.

scrotocol by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009

Chili Dick 

1. The end result of having anal sex, where when the dick withdraws from the asshole, It is covered in diarhea that resembles chili.

I'm never fucking another ass in my life. I got chili dicked by some bitch who don't know how to wipe her ass

Chili Dick by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009