FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM's definitions

fur surfer

1. A man or woman who is into hairy dicks or vaginas.

2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.

I don't have to trim my pubes, my girlfriend is a total fur surfer.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A website that doesn't post my submissions. Because they refuse to post anything that defames their shitty website or anything I come up with, I'm going to spam and troll the hell out of them everyday. I dare you faggots. You don't like spam, well get ready for a shit load of it assholes.

Prepare to be extremely annoyed, urban dictionary.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM February 12, 2010

seeing orange

It comes from the idea of Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs where Mr. Orange turns out to be a snitch. When one says they are seeing orange, it means they think somebody is a snitch or snitching.

I wonder who called the cops on me. Looking at my neighbors is like seeing orange.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM June 6, 2009

asstised

Coming from the words ass and chastise.

1. To rape in the ass in an extremely violent way.

2. To viloate someone's anus with a foreign object.

3. Anal Punishment.

Ving Rames was asstised in the movie Pulp Fiction by Zed.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009

breast boner

Fuck the first definition. A breast boner is when your nipples get hard.

It was so cold, I got a breast boner.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM July 12, 2009

Vomosexual

1. A peson who has a sexual fettish for vomit.

2. People who get turned on by vomiting on each other.

3. A man who uses vomit as lubricant to jack off

4. Any situation where vomit is used as an aid to any sort of sexual activity.

I got done watching some sick ass Japanese Porn. the bitches were total vomosexuals.

I wonder if it's possible to be both bullimic and a vomosexual. It would be a perfect combination.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009

whale-stabber

In all fairness this term was coined from the adult swim TV show "The Oblongs" (at least this is where I first heard the word used).

It is used to describe an eskimo or somebody from alaska possibly in a derogatory way.

Guy 1: Hey guy 2 how's it going
Guy 2: Terrible. A bunch of fucking whale-stabbers moved in next door.
Guy 1: Well it beat having a bunch of spear chuckers for neighbors.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 22, 2009