FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM's definitions

seeing orange

It comes from the idea of Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs where Mr. Orange turns out to be a snitch. When one says they are seeing orange, it means they think somebody is a snitch or snitching.

I wonder who called the cops on me. Looking at my neighbors is like seeing orange.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM June 6, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A website that doesn't post my submissions. Because they refuse to post anything that defames their shitty website or anything I come up with, I'm going to spam and troll the hell out of them everyday. I dare you faggots. You don't like spam, well get ready for a shit load of it assholes.

Prepare to be extremely annoyed, urban dictionary.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM February 12, 2010

Nemophiliac

A person that has a sexual fettish for fish and aquatic life.

The word comes from the movie Finding Nemo and Philiac which means to love.

Did you just jack off into the fish tank? what are you, some sort of Nemophiliac?

You know I'm not allowed at Seaworld anymore, not after they found out I was a Nemophiliac

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009

whale-stabber

In all fairness this term was coined from the adult swim TV show "The Oblongs" (at least this is where I first heard the word used).

It is used to describe an eskimo or somebody from alaska possibly in a derogatory way.

Guy 1: Hey guy 2 how's it going
Guy 2: Terrible. A bunch of fucking whale-stabbers moved in next door.
Guy 1: Well it beat having a bunch of spear chuckers for neighbors.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 22, 2009

Breast Boner

A nice pair of tits that you would like to titfuck.

Breast you dream of sticking you dick in and fucking

I'm not into tit fucking, but there was one bitch who gave me a breast boner.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 4, 2009

scrotocol

It comes from the words scrotum and protocol.

1. A set of regulations or procedures that a man has regarding his testicles.

2. The list of do's and don'ts concerning the testicular region.

If you're gonna suck my dick, you have to stroke my balls. It's my standard scrotocol.

You don't kick another man in the nuts unless you're a pussy. That is simple scrotocol.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009

klandle

A burning cross.

A klu klux klan candle.

Some niggers that live next door to me moved out after I lit up a Klandle in their front yard.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 10, 2009