FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM's definitions

F.A.D.U.

Acronym for Faggots and Dykes United. It's the insensitive way to refer to the Gay and Lesbian alliance.

Perez Hilton and Rosie O'Donnel would be the king and queen of F.A.D.U.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM September 19, 2009

ome-e

Similar to the word homie. ome is emo spelled backwards, so your ome-e would be your emo homie.

My best friend is such a fucking whiner. I think he went from being my homie to being my ome-e.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM June 9, 2009

clitalian

An offensive term towards wops grape stompers and dagos. similar to shitalian. It comes from the words clitoris and italian.

The only thing clitalians are good for is delivering pizzas and unclogging toilets.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 29, 2009

Nemophiliac

A person that has a sexual fettish for fish and aquatic life.

The word comes from the movie Finding Nemo and Philiac which means to love.

Did you just jack off into the fish tank? what are you, some sort of Nemophiliac?

You know I'm not allowed at Seaworld anymore, not after they found out I was a Nemophiliac

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009

klandle

A burning cross.

A klu klux klan candle.

Some niggers that live next door to me moved out after I lit up a Klandle in their front yard.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 10, 2009

scrotocol

It comes from the words scrotum and protocol.

1. A set of regulations or procedures that a man has regarding his testicles.

2. The list of do's and don'ts concerning the testicular region.

If you're gonna suck my dick, you have to stroke my balls. It's my standard scrotocol.

You don't kick another man in the nuts unless you're a pussy. That is simple scrotocol.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 25, 2009

Jewgoslavian

A person who is half kyke and half Yugoslavian.

A yugoslavian Jew

You are the only Jewgoslavian I know.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 6, 2009