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cobble-stomper

An offensive term for Narrow backs or anyone of Leprachaun decent. The word comes from cobble-stone like the roads in Ireland. The stomper part comes from the way a drunken Irish person would walk or river dance their ass across the cobblestone road.
The Boondock Saints is a movie about two cobble-stompers and a wop who kill pinkos and other greaseball mafia dagos.
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Booncock Saints

1)A great porno title for the movie boondock saints.

2) A gay potato picker Irishman. It comes from the movie boondock saints which was about 2 Irish guys
A gay bar in Boston would be heaven for couple of booncock saints
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Coondocks

It comes from the words coon and boondocks.

1. An either extremely rural or ghetto area that is mostly populated by coons

2. A place where white people are not welcomed because of the rediculous amount of niggers

3. The projects and/or the hood. What people other than coons refer such as.
Man, there's nothing but liquir stores and pawn shops. We must be near the coondocks.

No way I'm going there. My lilly white ass ain't welcome, that's the fucking coondocks

Show some class. Only niggers refer to it as the hood, we supremicist call it the coondocks.
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Klan Fart

A moment where a honky who supresses his racism has a verbal slip of tongue in which he makes a racist remark while not realizing he expressed his thoughts.

The word comes from the word Ku Klux Klan and the unpleasantness of a fart.
The South Park episode, where Stans Dad goes on Wheel of Fortune and shouts out nigger is a prime example of a Klan Fart.

The movie Clerks 2 where the meaning of porch monkey was confused in meaning was the funniest Klan Fart example I can think of.
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Nemophiliac

A person that has a sexual fettish for fish and aquatic life.

The word comes from the movie Finding Nemo and Philiac which means to love.
Did you just jack off into the fish tank? what are you, some sort of Nemophiliac?

You know I'm not allowed at Seaworld anymore, not after they found out I was a Nemophiliac
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Vomosexual

1. A peson who has a sexual fettish for vomit.

2. People who get turned on by vomiting on each other.

3. A man who uses vomit as lubricant to jack off

4. Any situation where vomit is used as an aid to any sort of sexual activity.
I got done watching some sick ass Japanese Porn. the bitches were total vomosexuals.

I wonder if it's possible to be both bullimic and a vomosexual. It would be a perfect combination.
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asstised

Coming from the words ass and chastise.

1. To rape in the ass in an extremely violent way.

2. To viloate someone's anus with a foreign object.

3. Anal Punishment.
Ving Rames was asstised in the movie Pulp Fiction by Zed.
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