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A website that doesn't post my submissions. Because they refuse to post anything that defames their shitty website or anything I come up with, I'm going to spam and troll the hell out of them everyday. I dare you faggots. You don't like spam, well get ready for a shit load of it assholes.
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM February 12, 2010
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Liquid Dick

1. A man who prematurely ejaculates 10 out of 10 times.

2. A man who's dick is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.
Hey doctor, I've got a problem. I could get it up, I just can't hold it in. I'm a total liquid dick.
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klandle

Some niggers that live next door to me moved out after I lit up a Klandle in their front yard.
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scrotocol

It comes from the words scrotum and protocol.

1. A set of regulations or procedures that a man has regarding his testicles.

2. The list of do's and don'ts concerning the testicular region.
If you're gonna suck my dick, you have to stroke my balls. It's my standard scrotocol.

You don't kick another man in the nuts unless you're a pussy. That is simple scrotocol.
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F.A.D.U.

Acronym for Faggots and Dykes United. It's the insensitive way to refer to the Gay and Lesbian alliance.
Perez Hilton and Rosie O'Donnel would be the king and queen of F.A.D.U.
by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM September 19, 2009
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ome-e

Similar to the word homie. ome is emo spelled backwards, so your ome-e would be your emo homie.
My best friend is such a fucking whiner. I think he went from being my homie to being my ome-e.
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clitalian

An offensive term towards wops grape stompers and dagos. similar to shitalian. It comes from the words clitoris and italian.
The only thing clitalians are good for is delivering pizzas and unclogging toilets.
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