FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM's definitions

Liquid Dick

1. A man who prematurely ejaculates 10 out of 10 times.

2. A man who's dick is incapable of holding in his baby liquid.

Hey doctor, I've got a problem. I could get it up, I just can't hold it in. I'm a total liquid dick.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009

Urban Dictionary

A website that doesn't post my submissions. Because they refuse to post anything that defames their shitty website or anything I come up with, I'm going to spam and troll the hell out of them everyday. I dare you faggots. You don't like spam, well get ready for a shit load of it assholes.

Prepare to be extremely annoyed, urban dictionary.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM February 12, 2010

seeing orange

It comes from the idea of Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs where Mr. Orange turns out to be a snitch. When one says they are seeing orange, it means they think somebody is a snitch or snitching.

I wonder who called the cops on me. Looking at my neighbors is like seeing orange.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM June 6, 2009

Nemophiliac

A person that has a sexual fettish for fish and aquatic life.

The word comes from the movie Finding Nemo and Philiac which means to love.

Did you just jack off into the fish tank? what are you, some sort of Nemophiliac?

You know I'm not allowed at Seaworld anymore, not after they found out I was a Nemophiliac

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 23, 2009

Breast Boner

A nice pair of tits that you would like to titfuck.

Breast you dream of sticking you dick in and fucking

I'm not into tit fucking, but there was one bitch who gave me a breast boner.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM May 4, 2009

breast boner

Fuck the first definition. A breast boner is when your nipples get hard.

It was so cold, I got a breast boner.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM July 12, 2009

fur surfer

1. A man or woman who is into hairy dicks or vaginas.

2. One who enjoys sexual encounters with an extremely hairy person or is sexually aroused at the sight of bush.

I don't have to trim my pubes, my girlfriend is a total fur surfer.

by FilthyMexicanJesusMan aka FMJM April 24, 2009