The Kneeyoncé

When u get knee’d in the balls by a Queen.
He shouldn’t be acting so sassy. I’m about to give him The Kneeyoncé
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 02, 2019
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OF

You’re so charming, handsome, brilliant, powerful, so well-endowed with a terrific little ass- you can have any girl you want. Whaddya want with an OF like me?
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Blow Off-philia

you get hot when people wait for you
after 3 days of her waiting for him, he got blue-balls from the Blow Off-philia from the long erotic wait
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Zone of Forgettance

The physical space where you forgot why you left one room to go to another room to get whatever it was you wanted, sometimes forcing you to go back to the first room. Maybe several times.
The hall way was clearly a Zone of Forgettance.
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mommy's drunk

it means that you're on your own
After he graduated high school, mommy's drunk.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 05, 2020
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Road Yogurt

Crap that’s thrown out a window during a road trip. Preferably whitish in color, does not necessarily have to be dairy.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 13, 2018
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narcisscyst

The one cyst that has the biggest ego and thinks its better than all the other cysts. Usually inoperable because its too good for surgery and usually benign because it's too proud to compete with real tumors. It sits around and judges other cysts, likes to strut around with all its pus hanging out. But underneath the narcisscyst has a low self-esteem and just wants validation that it is a real cyst just like all the others.
I have a narcisscyst on my ass and I always have to make sure it feels better than my other cysts.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 14, 2019
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