pushy tushy

when that butt is so big it pushes everything else aside

I can set my drink on THIS pushy tushy.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it June 04, 2019

Fart and Furious

the aftermath of an unsuccessful fart

That chili made me race to the bathroom Fart and Furious.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 29, 2020

IJWTSYDUYGB

I just want to suck your dick until you go blind

IJWTSYDUYGB

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 12, 2020

ISJOYGIJWTR

I’m So Jealous Of Your Girlfriend I just want to run.

I’m sorry I’m so selfish, immature and irrational but ISJOYGIJWTR. It just makes me realize that I was not chosen over a much younger, more beautiful and smarter alternative. I’m sorry it’s just where I’m at and I want to distance myself from the heartbreak. I know it makes no sense and you could be jealous too, but it’s just where I’m at.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 08, 2019

IHMJ

Acronym of "I Hate My Job", used to describe the loathsome discomfort of occasional job stress. "IHMJ" is used covertly among colleagues when the presence of big brother is probable.

Knowing that the walls were thin like tissue paper and her conversations would be overheard, she picked up the phone and dialed her co-worker and said, "IHMJ."

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 26, 2006

Lass of Gwine

It also happens when you’re drunk.

Drunk Man: Hey bartender, one more Lass of Gwine please. (Drunk Man falls down)

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it July 06, 2019

clerk work

it happens when you're stoned

Hi Dad, yes, you will be happy that i got a job! It's, uh, clerk work!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 05, 2020