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Definitions by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it

Zone of Forgettance 

The physical space where you forgot why you left one room to go to another room to get whatever it was you wanted, sometimes forcing you to go back to the first room. Maybe several times.
The hall way was clearly a Zone of Forgettance.

Ingenudes 

Nude pics that are cleverly taken. No big deal.
In the moment of her climax, he surreptitiously took some ingenudes.

It’s because she’s so effing not.

yaaaarghn 

It’s what pirates use when they knit
Aye matey, gimme some of that there yaaaarghn or ye walk the plank!

IJWTSYDUYGB 

I just want to suck your dick until you go blind
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ornamess 

When you take down the christmas tree
Baby JFC, what an ornamess.

medi-can't 

procedures that fall under the category of "not medically necessary"
So, sir, about vision in your other eye...we just medi-can't because it's still attached to the socket. Please feel free to call us when it pops out. Here's a ping-pong ball and a pack of gum, just in case

mommy's drunk

it means that you're on your own
After he graduated high school, mommy's drunk.