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narcisscyst

The one cyst that has the biggest ego and thinks its better than all the other cysts. Usually inoperable because its too good for surgery and usually benign because it's too proud to compete with real tumors. It sits around and judges other cysts, likes to strut around with all its pus hanging out. But underneath the narcisscyst has a low self-esteem and just wants validation that it is a real cyst just like all the others.
I have a narcisscyst on my ass and I always have to make sure it feels better than my other cysts.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it November 14, 2019
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Lox and Hegels

Give me a shmear of dialectical materialism on my Lox and Hegels
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pushy tushy

when that butt is so big it pushes everything else aside
I can set my drink on THIS pushy tushy.
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OF

Ol’Fatty
You’re so charming, handsome, brilliant, powerful, so well-endowed with a terrific little ass- you can have any girl you want. Whaddya want with an OF like me?
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ISJOYGIJWTR

I’m So Jealous Of Your Girlfriend I just want to run.
I’m sorry I’m so selfish, immature and irrational but ISJOYGIJWTR. It just makes me realize that I was not chosen over a much younger, more beautiful and smarter alternative. I’m sorry it’s just where I’m at and I want to distance myself from the heartbreak. I know it makes no sense and you could be jealous too, but it’s just where I’m at.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it September 8, 2019
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Fart and Furious

That chili made me race to the bathroom Fart and Furious.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it October 29, 2020
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IHMJ

Acronym of "I Hate My Job", used to describe the loathsome discomfort of occasional job stress. "IHMJ" is used covertly among colleagues when the presence of big brother is probable.
Knowing that the walls were thin like tissue paper and her conversations would be overheard, she picked up the phone and dialed her co-worker and said, "IHMJ."
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