Definitions by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it

Zone of Forgettance 

The physical space where you forgot why you left one room to go to another room to get whatever it was you wanted, sometimes forcing you to go back to the first room. Maybe several times.

The hall way was clearly a Zone of Forgettance.

Zone of Forgettance by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it April 10, 2020

Ingenudes 

Nude pics that are cleverly taken. No big deal.

In the moment of her climax, he surreptitiously took some ingenudes.

It’s because she’s so effing not.

Ingenudes by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 20, 2020

yaaaarghn 

It’s what pirates use when they knit

Aye matey, gimme some of that there yaaaarghn or ye walk the plank!

yaaaarghn by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 17, 2020

IJWTSYDUYGB 

I just want to suck your dick until you go blind

IJWTSYDUYGB

IJWTSYDUYGB by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 12, 2020

ornamess 

When you take down the christmas tree

Baby JFC, what an ornamess.

ornamess by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

medi-can't 

procedures that fall under the category of "not medically necessary"

So, sir, about vision in your other eye...we just medi-can't because it's still attached to the socket. Please feel free to call us when it pops out. Here's a ping-pong ball and a pack of gum, just in case

medi-can't by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020

mommy's drunk

it means that you're on your own

After he graduated high school, mommy's drunk.

mommy's drunk by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it January 5, 2020