Mapas

Tapas that is correct for the region in which it is being served,

or

A map based dish!

"Umm! That's good Mapas"
by Fete October 27, 2005
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Johnny-No-Stars

A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.

The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
Man Who Has Been Waiting 30 minutes for a burger: Where's my burger Johnny-No-Stars?

Johnny-No-Stars: Er...
by Fete January 09, 2006
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Early Doors

Only to be used on occasions when the word 'early' doesn't quite get across the earliness of a situation.
Interviewer: "Mr Simms you're 6 hours early!!"

Mr Simms: "Thought I'd get in early doors and make a good impression!"
by Fete January 10, 2006
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slowpoke

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.
You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!
by Fete October 19, 2005
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Rambler

1) Somebody who wanders the countryside infuriating landowners as they trample over crops, plants and flowerbeds with their "right to roam" spiel

or

2) Somebody who talks incessantly about all kinds of crap and just goes on and on and on and on and on and .... well you get the idea!
1) "Janet Street-Bloody-Porter get the f@*K out of my field! You're destroying my organic onions you stupid cow!"

2) "Oh for Christ sake woman stop rambling and get to the f*@king point! F@*king rambler!"
by Fete December 28, 2005
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Moomin

The Moomins are a bunch of tax dodging, work shy, hippo-like troll creatures from Finland. The word moomin is used to highlight or berate such people who, like the Moomins, consistantly avoid contributing to the welfare state!
"Look at that moomin getting his Giro!"

or

"I'm not giving you any 'bus-fare' you bloody moomin!"
by Fete November 08, 2005
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Jazztard

A combination between a jazz lover and a bastard!
Look at Matt listening to Fats Waller, what a complete jazztard!
by Fete November 24, 2005
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