Ferret's definitions

homesar

www.Homestarrunner.com
The coolest, yet retarded, white guy in the world. Raised by a cup of coffee and somehow connected to Homestar, they both have no arms. Its hat seems to always return to its head.

Hey Reggie, is there a Rhinoceroes around?!

by Ferret June 6, 2003

office bike

Derived from the original town bike. Derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman , one who is said to have been ridden by many or most of the town's men. She's the office bike, shes been ridden by everybody.

1: Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Vanessa Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley) admitting having had sex with Alotta Fagina (Fabiana Udenio) in Austin Powers (1998): ' Don't worry about the Italian bird , okay? She's the village-bicycle . Everyone's had a ride .'
2: A: "Wow that fill-in receptionist is cool" B: "nah forget her she is the office bike".

by ferret March 2, 2007

smay

a sinister older sibling, most often an older brother

ow! stop it steve, your such an annoying smay!

by ferret December 14, 2003

purple circle

An elitist group of people that congregate to the exclusion of others in a workplace or institution.

Hey “J” are you joining the purple circle for lunch today?

by Ferret August 20, 2007

[V]olition

The greatest games development company in the world.
Often reffered to as V.

Games they have created: Freespace 1 + 2, Summoner 1 + 2, Red Faction 1 + 2

"V are the Gods of the game development world."

by Ferret November 24, 2003

sarbanes oxley (SOx)

Accounting guidelines that advise the accountant to bend over the desk and getting donkey punched by their favorite senior.

Nick was going to go out with Tasha but instead he was stuck getting SOxed at work.

by Ferret September 14, 2004

fensler

An individual or group of individuals with a fresh & creative idea or concept which starts out funny, but gradually becomes tired and lame due to extreme lack of effort and true creative abilities.

those GI Joe PSA videos on the internet were pretty damn funny until the guy started being a fensler.

by ferret April 23, 2004