sarbanes oxley (SOx)

Accounting guidelines that advise the accountant to bend over the desk and getting donkey punched by their favorite senior.

Nick was going to go out with Tasha but instead he was stuck getting SOxed at work.

by Ferret September 14, 2004

slack mole

A slothenly woman that has let herself go. Mostly seen sitting on the couch consuming someone else’s food and using their phone. Probably has no self esteem and is too lazy to do anything for herself. On the verge of needing life support in order to continue breathing.

Hey you slack mole get off your ass and do something useful.

Jezz if that slack mole is still on the couch I’ll be pissed

by Ferret March 22, 2005

olive

The red this is the seed, you can take it out and put in things like salmon and... come to think of it salmons the only thing.

by Ferret June 28, 2003

smay

a sinister older sibling, most often an older brother

ow! stop it steve, your such an annoying smay!

by ferret December 15, 2003

Piston Viagra

The acquisition or use of a “cool” motor vehicle to remove the possibility of erectile dysfunction. Attempts at extending you’re sexual prowess by owing or associating with a car designed to excite sexually.

Hey did you see my new wheels? Yeah that is definately some serious piston viagra.

by ferret March 16, 2009

Ripped

Used by girls often when they see a man with large muscles

That mans ripped

by Ferret June 28, 2003

Sathanas

A massive Shivan Juggernaught.

The Shivans have an unconfirmed amount of these ships, but over 80 have been sighted in GTVA Space.
A fleet of over 80 of them destroyed the Capella star.

"Command! A Sathanas juggernaught just jumped withing range!"

by Ferret November 25, 2003