Ferret's definitions

Ripped

Used by girls often when they see a man with large muscles

That mans ripped

by Ferret June 28, 2003

smay

a sinister older sibling, most often an older brother

ow! stop it steve, your such an annoying smay!

by ferret December 14, 2003

[V]olition

The greatest games development company in the world.
Often reffered to as V.

Games they have created: Freespace 1 + 2, Summoner 1 + 2, Red Faction 1 + 2

"V are the Gods of the game development world."

by Ferret November 24, 2003

sarbanes oxley (SOx)

Accounting guidelines that advise the accountant to bend over the desk and getting donkey punched by their favorite senior.

Nick was going to go out with Tasha but instead he was stuck getting SOxed at work.

by Ferret September 14, 2004

useless cow

Woman utterly without worth. Not able to perform simple tasks or be relied upon to do any thing.
From the Latin Emmaus Mandamus.

Related Words Slack Mole

Jezz your x wife is a useless cow.

Can’t believe you are still going out with that useless cow.

by Ferret March 22, 2005

ranga

Derived from Orangutan or from the Latin “Orange Utan” meaning red pubic hair, commonly known as Fanta pants. This creature is well known for its fiery temper and pale skin; hence its ability to spend long periods of time in the sun is limited. The female of the spices is renowned for being good in bed, combining its natural aggression with its lack of appreciation for its looks.

My mate won’t fuck rangas; he said he would rather put his nuts in a rabbit trap.

My misses is a ranga but don’t call her that she will rip your fucking head off and shit down your throat.

by Ferret March 22, 2005

olive

The red this is the seed, you can take it out and put in things like salmon and... come to think of it salmons the only thing.

by Ferret June 28, 2003