Ferret's definitions

boiob

A Boiob are 2 breasts with a Penis between(the I is the penis)

You boiobed her and got it in her eye huh?

by Ferret October 20, 2003

Sathanas

A massive Shivan Juggernaught.

The Shivans have an unconfirmed amount of these ships, but over 80 have been sighted in GTVA Space.
A fleet of over 80 of them destroyed the Capella star.

"Command! A Sathanas juggernaught just jumped withing range!"

by Ferret November 24, 2003

[V]olition

The greatest games development company in the world.
Often reffered to as V.

Games they have created: Freespace 1 + 2, Summoner 1 + 2, Red Faction 1 + 2

"V are the Gods of the game development world."

by Ferret November 24, 2003

Newcastleiens

Newcastleiens are fucking stupid

Stupid fuck, He must be a Newcastleien.

by ferret December 8, 2003

sarbanes oxley (SOx)

Accounting guidelines that advise the accountant to bend over the desk and getting donkey punched by their favorite senior.

Nick was going to go out with Tasha but instead he was stuck getting SOxed at work.

by Ferret September 14, 2004

slack mole

A slothenly woman that has let herself go. Mostly seen sitting on the couch consuming someone else’s food and using their phone. Probably has no self esteem and is too lazy to do anything for herself. On the verge of needing life support in order to continue breathing.

Hey you slack mole get off your ass and do something useful.

Jezz if that slack mole is still on the couch I’ll be pissed

by Ferret March 21, 2005

gaffed

To be ripped off, taken for a ride, hooked liked a big fish. Derrived from a long fishing pole called a gaff which has a hook on the end.

Have you seen Steve's new car? He got gaffed when he bought that one.

Hey I sold that boat and geve the guy a severe gaffing over it.

by Ferret March 21, 2005