Ferret's definitions

sarbanes oxley (SOx)

Accounting guidelines that advise the accountant to bend over the desk and getting donkey punched by their favorite senior.

Nick was going to go out with Tasha but instead he was stuck getting SOxed at work.

by Ferret September 14, 2004

slack mole

A slothenly woman that has let herself go. Mostly seen sitting on the couch consuming someone else’s food and using their phone. Probably has no self esteem and is too lazy to do anything for herself. On the verge of needing life support in order to continue breathing.

Hey you slack mole get off your ass and do something useful.

Jezz if that slack mole is still on the couch I’ll be pissed

by Ferret March 21, 2005

gaffed

To be ripped off, taken for a ride, hooked liked a big fish. Derrived from a long fishing pole called a gaff which has a hook on the end.

Have you seen Steve's new car? He got gaffed when he bought that one.

Hey I sold that boat and geve the guy a severe gaffing over it.

by Ferret March 21, 2005

a big lick

Something that cost a lot, or more than expected. Used when expressing surprise or concern over the price of something.

Hey that was a big lick. I thought it would be less than that.

Well I can’t afford it now after the lawyers fees that was a big lick

by Ferret December 12, 2006

full lick and suck pack

This is a term used to describe an all inclusive deal especially when purchasing a car, which includes all the “extra’s” like window tint, after care, extended warrant, mag wheels etc. Or when buying the top of the range model in something.

Wow he bought that car with the full lick and suck pack.

Nice Stereo, yeah I go the full lick and suck pack.

by Ferret March 21, 2005

useless cow

Woman utterly without worth. Not able to perform simple tasks or be relied upon to do any thing.
From the Latin Emmaus Mandamus.

Related Words Slack Mole

Jezz your x wife is a useless cow.

Can’t believe you are still going out with that useless cow.

by Ferret March 22, 2005

ranga

Derived from Orangutan or from the Latin “Orange Utan” meaning red pubic hair, commonly known as Fanta pants. This creature is well known for its fiery temper and pale skin; hence its ability to spend long periods of time in the sun is limited. The female of the spices is renowned for being good in bed, combining its natural aggression with its lack of appreciation for its looks.

My mate won’t fuck rangas; he said he would rather put his nuts in a rabbit trap.

My misses is a ranga but don’t call her that she will rip your fucking head off and shit down your throat.

by Ferret March 22, 2005