Ferret's definitions

Sathanas

A massive Shivan Juggernaught.

The Shivans have an unconfirmed amount of these ships, but over 80 have been sighted in GTVA Space.
A fleet of over 80 of them destroyed the Capella star.

"Command! A Sathanas juggernaught just jumped withing range!"

by Ferret November 24, 2003

slack mole

A slothenly woman that has let herself go. Mostly seen sitting on the couch consuming someone else’s food and using their phone. Probably has no self esteem and is too lazy to do anything for herself. On the verge of needing life support in order to continue breathing.

Hey you slack mole get off your ass and do something useful.

Jezz if that slack mole is still on the couch I’ll be pissed

by Ferret March 21, 2005

office bike

Derived from the original town bike. Derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman , one who is said to have been ridden by many or most of the town's men. She's the office bike, shes been ridden by everybody.

1: Austin Powers (Mike Myers) to Vanessa Kensington (Elizabeth Hurley) admitting having had sex with Alotta Fagina (Fabiana Udenio) in Austin Powers (1998): ' Don't worry about the Italian bird , okay? She's the village-bicycle . Everyone's had a ride .'
2: A: "Wow that fill-in receptionist is cool" B: "nah forget her she is the office bike".

by ferret March 2, 2007

fensler

An individual or group of individuals with a fresh & creative idea or concept which starts out funny, but gradually becomes tired and lame due to extreme lack of effort and true creative abilities.

those GI Joe PSA videos on the internet were pretty damn funny until the guy started being a fensler.

by ferret April 23, 2004

ranga

Derived from Orangutan or from the Latin “Orange Utan” meaning red pubic hair, commonly known as Fanta pants. This creature is well known for its fiery temper and pale skin; hence its ability to spend long periods of time in the sun is limited. The female of the spices is renowned for being good in bed, combining its natural aggression with its lack of appreciation for its looks.

My mate won’t fuck rangas; he said he would rather put his nuts in a rabbit trap.

My misses is a ranga but don’t call her that she will rip your fucking head off and shit down your throat.

by Ferret March 22, 2005

stoma

From the Greek word meaning mouth, it is an artificial opening formed by surgery for internal organs to the skin surface. There are different types including a tracheotomy (formed from the windpipe), ileostomy (formed from the small bowel) colostomy (formed from the large bowel), and urostomy (formed from the bladder).

Slang usage of the term would be in relation to the reference to “Artificial Asshole”. See also stoma rammer.

Look out here comes old stoma face himself.

Who you calling stoma face? I a real asshole!

He has herpes on his stoma, looks like he’s been getting a bit on the side.

by Ferret March 22, 2005

olive

The red this is the seed, you can take it out and put in things like salmon and... come to think of it salmons the only thing.

by Ferret June 28, 2003