Ferret's definitions

Leeb

Surname of Bill Leeb. Front man for the bands Front Line Assembly and Delerium.

An electronic legend.

"Bill Leeb frikking owns!"

by Ferret November 1, 2004

That's nowhere

Used to describe a situation that is “fucked”.

Person 1 “I have to babysit this weekend because I owe my sister a favour. “ Person 2 oh That's nowhere.
Alternatively: Person 1 “I can’t get the money together to go out tonight” Person 2 “You’re nowhere”

by ferret June 25, 2009

stoma

From the Greek word meaning mouth, it is an artificial opening formed by surgery for internal organs to the skin surface. There are different types including a tracheotomy (formed from the windpipe), ileostomy (formed from the small bowel) colostomy (formed from the large bowel), and urostomy (formed from the bladder).

Slang usage of the term would be in relation to the reference to “Artificial Asshole”. See also stoma rammer.

Look out here comes old stoma face himself.

Who you calling stoma face? I a real asshole!

He has herpes on his stoma, looks like he’s been getting a bit on the side.

by Ferret March 22, 2005

Piston Viagra

The acquisition or use of a “cool” motor vehicle to remove the possibility of erectile dysfunction. Attempts at extending you’re sexual prowess by owing or associating with a car designed to excite sexually.

Hey did you see my new wheels? Yeah that is definately some serious piston viagra.

by ferret March 16, 2009

full lick and suck pack

This is a term used to describe an all inclusive deal especially when purchasing a car, which includes all the “extra’s” like window tint, after care, extended warrant, mag wheels etc. Or when buying the top of the range model in something.

Wow he bought that car with the full lick and suck pack.

Nice Stereo, yeah I go the full lick and suck pack.

by Ferret March 21, 2005

gaffed

To be ripped off, taken for a ride, hooked liked a big fish. Derrived from a long fishing pole called a gaff which has a hook on the end.

Have you seen Steve's new car? He got gaffed when he bought that one.

Hey I sold that boat and geve the guy a severe gaffing over it.

by Ferret March 21, 2005

slack mole

A slothenly woman that has let herself go. Mostly seen sitting on the couch consuming someone else’s food and using their phone. Probably has no self esteem and is too lazy to do anything for herself. On the verge of needing life support in order to continue breathing.

Hey you slack mole get off your ass and do something useful.

Jezz if that slack mole is still on the couch I’ll be pissed

by Ferret March 21, 2005