Zelenko

Zelnko is the best game ever. For now, there are Zelenko I. and Zelenko II, but we are all expecting the third chapter.
A simple translation is THE GREEN MAN.

You can get it at users.volja.net/fatbastard

I got Zelenko I.
I never played Zelenko II.
I expect Zelenko III.

by Fat bastard April 11, 2005

turtle head

what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom

I had a mean turtle head today since I didn't want to shit in the bathrooms at work.

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

sput

An expression of surprise ,dismay, or pleasure.

Oh sput, he just got housed!

by Fat Bastard March 11, 2004

phew

the phrase commonly used after taking a massive dump

"grrrr" "mmmmmm" "hoooo" ~barooomph~ "phew"

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

corn

Something I shitted the other day that I never ate.

::Looks in toilet::
What!?... I never ate any corn!

by fat bastard February 20, 2005

rainbow chaser

Just a bad name to call a homosexual.

I think Carson Daly is a rainbow chaser.

by Fat Bastard May 04, 2003

pokin

A teaser turd; shit that is not quite ready to come out

"I got a turtlehead pokin out me ass"

by Fat Bastard March 26, 2003