Fat bastard's definitions

turtle head

what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom

I had a mean turtle head today since I didn't want to shit in the bathrooms at work.

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

boodissey

a smell that is clearly all of the following mixed: butt - dick - ass - pussy (budissy)

my bed smelled like boodissey after we had sex for 2 hours

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

defalco

fat bastard who think tech is a real course and gives out B+ and A- for having one dimension wrong

That Defalco is one fat piece of shit.

by fat bastard March 31, 2005

fromundacheese

the sweaty chunks gathered from wiping your hand from your asshole foward, especially after jogging for an hour

I had some mean fromundacheese when i was done playing basketball

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

dickydo

when your belly hangs out more then your dickydo

He eats so much his crotch fat sticks out more then his dickydo

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

phew

the phrase commonly used after taking a massive dump

"grrrr" "mmmmmm" "hoooo" ~barooomph~ "phew"

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

corn

Something I shitted the other day that I never ate.

::Looks in toilet::
What!?... I never ate any corn!

by fat bastard February 20, 2005