Definitions by Fat Swimmer

40 day challenge 

The insane, near impossible feat of not masturbating for all 40 days of Lent.

Taylor: "I'm doing the 40 day challenge."
Alex: I tried that last year. I lasted about a day!

40 day challenge by Fat Swimmer February 17, 2010

chest period

It happens when a female spontaneously spurts blood out of her chest.

"Holy Shit!!! Lady GaGa just had a chest period at the VMA's"

chest period by Fat Swimmer September 14, 2009

cooch bumps 

The itchy bumps that females get after shaving their pubic hair.

Every time I shave my pussy, I get cooch bumps

cooch bumps by Fat Swimmer March 14, 2009

not sobriety

A state of being not drunk but not sober

"We left the bar in a state of not sobriety."

not sobriety by Fat Swimmer October 16, 2008

Start Thought 

Phrase first coined by George N. Parks. A speaker says it before saying something.

Start Thought: (Important Statement)

Start Thought by Fat Swimmer September 28, 2008