Fat Swimmer's definitions

40 day challenge

The insane, near impossible feat of not masturbating for all 40 days of Lent.

Taylor: "I'm doing the 40 day challenge."
Alex: I tried that last year. I lasted about a day!

by Fat Swimmer February 17, 2010

chest period

It happens when a female spontaneously spurts blood out of her chest.

"Holy Shit!!! Lady GaGa just had a chest period at the VMA's"

by Fat Swimmer September 14, 2009

cooch bumps

The itchy bumps that females get after shaving their pubic hair.

Every time I shave my pussy, I get cooch bumps

by Fat Swimmer March 14, 2009

Start Thought

Phrase first coined by George N. Parks. A speaker says it before saying something.

Start Thought: (Important Statement)

by Fat Swimmer September 28, 2008

not sobriety

A state of being not drunk but not sober

"We left the bar in a state of not sobriety."

by Fat Swimmer October 16, 2008