Zelenko

Zelnko is the best game ever. For now, there are Zelenko I. and Zelenko II, but we are all expecting the third chapter.
A simple translation is THE GREEN MAN.

You can get it at users.volja.net/fatbastard

I got Zelenko I.
I never played Zelenko II.
I expect Zelenko III.

by Fat bastard April 11, 2005

sput

An expression of surprise ,dismay, or pleasure.

Oh sput, he just got housed!

by Fat Bastard March 11, 2004

phew

the phrase commonly used after taking a massive dump

"grrrr" "mmmmmm" "hoooo" ~barooomph~ "phew"

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

turtle head

what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom

I had a mean turtle head today since I didn't want to shit in the bathrooms at work.

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

shizzing

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

crotch fat

The lower part of an obese persons midsection. Often the cause of movers disease and dickydo

Christ when he sat down his crotch fat looked like an oversized pillow

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002

boodissey

a smell that is clearly all of the following mixed: butt - dick - ass - pussy (budissy)

my bed smelled like boodissey after we had sex for 2 hours

by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002