Fat Bastard's definitions

rainbow chaser

Just a bad name to call a homosexual.

I think Carson Daly is a rainbow chaser.

by Fat Bastard May 4, 2003

turtle head

what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom

I had a mean turtle head today since I didn't want to shit in the bathrooms at work.

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

sput

An expression of surprise ,dismay, or pleasure.

Oh sput, he just got housed!

by Fat Bastard March 11, 2004

dickydo

when your belly hangs out more then your dickydo

He eats so much his crotch fat sticks out more then his dickydo

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

phew

the phrase commonly used after taking a massive dump

"grrrr" "mmmmmm" "hoooo" ~barooomph~ "phew"

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

boodissey

a smell that is clearly all of the following mixed: butt - dick - ass - pussy (budissy)

my bed smelled like boodissey after we had sex for 2 hours

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

defalco

fat bastard who think tech is a real course and gives out B+ and A- for having one dimension wrong

That Defalco is one fat piece of shit.

by fat bastard March 31, 2005