Definitions by Fat Bastard

maury 

a show closely related to jerry springer except without the fat whores beating ppl down and he actually tries to help the people.

Maury is my new favorite show.

maury by fat bastard June 17, 2005

Zelenko 

Zelnko is the best game ever. For now, there are Zelenko I. and Zelenko II, but we are all expecting the third chapter.
A simple translation is THE GREEN MAN.

You can get it at users.volja.net/fatbastard

I got Zelenko I.
I never played Zelenko II.
I expect Zelenko III.

Zelenko by Fat bastard April 11, 2005

defalco 

fat bastard who think tech is a real course and gives out B+ and A- for having one dimension wrong

That Defalco is one fat piece of shit.

defalco by fat bastard March 31, 2005

corn

Something I shitted the other day that I never ate.

::Looks in toilet::
What!?... I never ate any corn!

corn by fat bastard February 20, 2005

west ham 

The worst run club you will ever find, thanks to Terry Brown. But have the finest band of supporters in the world.

Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim charoo, we are those bastards in Claret and Blue

west ham by Fat Bastard July 20, 2004

sput 

An expression of surprise ,dismay, or pleasure.

Oh sput, he just got housed!

sput by Fat Bastard March 11, 2004

rainbow chaser 

Just a bad name to call a homosexual.

I think Carson Daly is a rainbow chaser.

rainbow chaser by Fat Bastard May 4, 2003