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Definitions by Fat & Furious

Wonder Bar

An L-shaped prybar similar to a crowbar, but is made of flattened steel. Has notches on each end like a crowbar, but also has a teardrop-shaped hole in the middle for pulling nails. Is very useful for both construction and industrial work.
Hand me that wonder bar so I can get this goddamn nail out!
Wonder Bar by Fat & Furious May 11, 2015

Google Maps 

At first it was just colored lines on a screen, now it's 3D and realistic. One could say that now Google Maps is beter than most video games.
I spent my entire history class looking for my house on Google Maps.
Google Maps by Fat & Furious June 26, 2014
Short for Mini E-Revo VXL, the Traxxas' 1/16 version of the 1/10 E-Revo. The MERV comes stock with 4WD, a brushless motor and a 2.4ghz radio system. It is stupid fast on 3S Li-Po. The MERV can hold its own against most nitro RC cars.
My MERV totally smoked that Savage Flux at half throttle on 3S Li-Po.
MERV by Fat & Furious March 12, 2014

snowtercycle 

The more appropriate way to refer to a snowmobile. It drives on snow, it has handlebars, and it has wheels (well, sorta), so there's enough grounds to put it in the bike family. Similar to calling a jet-ski a boatercycle.
I take my snowtercycle up to the slopes every other weekend to shred some powder.
snowtercycle by Fat & Furious February 6, 2014

New England Clam Chowder 

A meal that was bestowed unto man by the gods. The best thing to come in a can (after chees-whiz, of course). Yummy little bits of clam suspended among hunks of potatoes by delicious gravy. It's good right out of the can.
Gary: Hey I'm going to the grocery store. You want me to get you anything while I'm there?

Phil: Yeah, get me a couple of cans of New England Clam Chowder.

Canadian Slingshot 

Quickly pulling across multiple lanes of traffic without signalling. Most commonly done immediately after getting on the highway.
Holy fucknuggets! Did you see that dipshit pull a Canadian Slingshot? And right in front of a cop, too!
Canadian Slingshot by Fat & Furious December 21, 2013

Beardling 

An affectionate way of referring to a baby bearded dragon.
AWWWW! Look at those little beardlings running through their food!
Beardling by Fat & Furious December 20, 2013