Fasters's definitions
When a car plate number displays the first few digits of the decimal number π—the question that pops up in a geeky onlooker’s mind is the amount the car owner paid for this private plate.
by Fasters March 24, 2023
Get the Pi Platemug. The Greek name for WHO’s next-in-line Covid-19 variant of concern, which is one mutation away from Omicron—a viral christening by WHO could push math teachers, students, and parents worldwide to take up arms against them.
With the word “pi” being used by millions of math students and teachers every day, what are the chances that Pi would be as lucky as Xi, the Greek letter that wasn’t used to coin a Covid-19 variant—which was begging to be picked up—because it’s a popular name among certain ethnic peoples, not to say, the surname of a present president of a state?
by Fasters April 12, 2022
Get the Pimug. Someone who promiscuously or loosely invests their time in no fewer than four businesses, hoping that some of them would be obscenely profitable.
By not being faithful to his main business of halal products, polygamist opportunist Hamid got his fingers badly burned by partnering with “infidel” partners into the roller-coaster crypto business.
by Fasters August 18, 2023
Get the Polygamist Opportunistmug. A new year term used by someone (who doesn’t approve of China’s internal politics and its foreign policy in bribing or bullying many poor or developing natural resources-rich countries) to their Chinese friends, foes, or fiends rather than using “Chinese New Year.”
If you want to be in the good books of the Chinese communists or nationalists, use “Chinese Lunar New Year,” not the arguably disrespectful “Lunar New Year” or the highly disparaging “Korean Lunar New Year” to infuriate them.
by Fasters January 29, 2023
Get the Lunar New Yearmug. The name a math geek, whose pet name is “Spider-man,” gave to his tarantula pet, who loves to show his illegally acquired exotic possession wherever he goes to impress and frighten his audience.
by Fasters February 10, 2022
Get the Pimug. A state of temporary psychological relief among math-anxious folks when they are not exposed to the sound or sight of the number π, which could inhibit or numb their interactions with others at birthday parties or public meetings.
Guesstimate how many millions of working adults worldwide wished that Pi Day didn’t exist, when pilessness is at its lowest than on any other day of the year.
by Fasters November 16, 2022
Get the Pilessnessmug. Short for “Mask Fetish.” Having a sexual fantasy with a virtual masked hottie, gorgeous robot, or voice assistant with a sexy voice—none of which is arguably forbidden to fulfill the desires of someone who is obsessed with anything AI.
Judge Smith told prosecutors that it’s not illegal for the ex-US president to mindfuck his robots or dolls, so he can’t be charged for his maskish habit, although it’s morally debatable whether serially indulging in such a grey activity could be detrimental to his mental health.
by Fasters January 16, 2022
Get the Maskishmug.