33 definitions by Faster Redhead

Jewber

A Jewish mother who acts as a personal Uber to her kids, driving them playdate to dr appointment to dance class to etc.

I couldn't go out because I had to Jewber my daughter to the mall and then a friend's house.

by Faster Redhead June 18, 2017

Trantagonize

The act of picking a fight with transgender people by insulting them.

I would never Trantagonize that woman because I believe in everyone's right to choose their gender. Even if they can't use the bathrooms in the South.

by Faster Redhead May 27, 2016

Totem poling

When a drunk girl starts dancing behind a guy and wraps her legs around him in an attempt to climb him like a totem pole.

Penni did too many tequila shots and amused her girlfriends by totem poling any guy within striking distance.

by Faster Redhead November 11, 2016

Hazardass

A girl with a ginormous ass, possibly from genetics but most likely from butt implants. Think Nicki Minaj.

Dayum. Every man in the room is checking out that Hazardass and hoping she splits her booty shorts open.

by Faster Redhead May 25, 2016

Friendpetitive

When you fight to have a better relationship with a specific friend.

Penni and Cassandra were so friendpetitive over Tashi's attention that it made the rest of the group uncomfortable.

by Faster Redhead November 13, 2016

Poupee

A hairpiece that covers a dog's butthole while it walks. Rhymes with toupee.

It's more pleasant taking my dog out to poop now that she wears a poupee.

by Faster Redhead February 25, 2017

Vajodorant

A deodorant spray for a woman's downstairs area.

Sandye bought some vajodorant in honor of her third date with the handsome doctor.

by Faster Redhead October 1, 2016