by Falter Ego March 26, 2009
Aroused male genitilia or 'Hard On'. Heard for the first time when a man, well known to be completely insane, was overheard discussing masturbation during group therapy in Boston, Massachusetts.
by Falter Ego March 21, 2007
The act of reaching up your female partners ass while you are having vaginal intercourse and jerking yourself off. The masturbation aspect may also be handled by a third party, in which case it is called the "Puppet Master".
My girl's pooswa is looser than Gandalf's sleeves. The only way I can get off inside her is by giving myself the muppet.
by Falter Ego August 31, 2007
by Falter Ego September 20, 2006
Rusty and Tommy wanted to do some docking but were dismayed to find they are both circumcised. They played bologna tips instead.
by Falter Ego January 02, 2012
I had mussels marinara after the baseball game last night. The deuce I dropped this morning was a real jagged soprano.
by Falter Ego May 03, 2009