Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Faggot Disorder

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

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Choco Chunks

A pile of shit that has been pumped out by a profoundly retarted kid.

Retarded kid: *shits on school floor* UHHHHAAAAAAA

Faggot: Tasty Choco Chunks 🍫

by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020

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Delusional Depression Syndrome

DDS (Delusional Depression Syndrome) is a person (usually a preteen) who thinks he/she is depressed, but is just edgy.

Symptoms: Posting aesthetic Simpsons videos on tiktok

Using TikTok

Wearing a black hoodie in public

Being "QUIRKY"

Constantly acting depressed.

Friend: Abby's always sad.

Me: Lol, she has Delusional Depression Syndrome.

by Faggot Disorder May 13, 2020

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Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome

Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome (SBDS) is a disease that was removed from the DSM. A person with this disease will have extreme heat in the brain and within 2 weeks will develop blurry vision, deafness, blindness, and Intellectual Disability. Other common things a person may experience are, seizures, dizziness, vomiting, stroke. They may also have delusions, night terrors, severe insomnia, and Fish Oder Syndrome.

A person with this disease will die within 8 months.

My brother has the disease, Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome.

by Faggot Disorder May 21, 2020

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