Faggot Disorder's definitions

Disordertard

When a person calls a disorder a disease.

When a person thinks that a disorder is way worse then it actually is.

When a person thinks that a disorder can be cured.

When a person says you don't look like you have a disorder. (Commonly ASD or Asperger's Syndrome.)

There's more.

Retard: cure autism

Autistic Person: okay disordertard

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

hey shit pants

when you see the retarted kid pass a chunk in his/her pants and you say "hey shit pants" as oppose to "hey retard"

retard: shits pants

autistic kid: hey shit pants

by Faggot Disorder May 12, 2020

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome

Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome (SBDS) is a disease that was removed from the DSM. A person with this disease will have extreme heat in the brain and within 2 weeks will develop blurry vision, deafness, blindness, and Intellectual Disability. Other common things a person may experience are, seizures, dizziness, vomiting, stroke. They may also have delusions, night terrors, severe insomnia, and Fish Oder Syndrome.

A person with this disease will die within 8 months.

My brother has the disease, Sermistics Brain Disengrative Syndrome.

by Faggot Disorder May 21, 2020

Delusional Depression Syndrome

DDS (Delusional Depression Syndrome) is a person (usually a preteen) who thinks he/she is depressed, but is just edgy.

Symptoms: Posting aesthetic Simpsons videos on tiktok

Using TikTok

Wearing a black hoodie in public

Being "QUIRKY"

Constantly acting depressed.

Friend: Abby's always sad.

Me: Lol, she has Delusional Depression Syndrome.

by Faggot Disorder May 13, 2020

Classy retard

when the down Syndrome kid is wearing a real fancy shirt and is trying extra hard not to shit his pants.

Down Syndrome kid at fancy place or something: AUSUHFHF

Parents: wow he hasn't shit his pants or made a retard noise in almost 4 minutes! He's a classy retard!

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020

Cucumber

When your child is such a retard that he can't even move or anything, he can just breathe and shit.

Person: your son's a fucking cucumber

Parent: don't talk about my ve- I mean child like that

by Faggot Disorder May 19, 2020