27 definitions by Fagbot and jessor

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I'm guilty of love...
...in the first degree.
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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An instructional text written by Rev. Jess Adam Esq. Esq. outlining plans for ultimate world domination through the use of fantastical Weapons of Destruction.

See: Lava Crane Gun, Death Wheel 'O' Paper, Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort, Trojan Staircase, Monorail of Complete and Utter Firey Explosive Annihilation.
Includes chapters such as: What Is Lava?, Harnessing the Destructive Powers of Lava, Harness the Destructive Powers of Lava etc.
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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Quite simply: a giant cannon that shoots zombies to opposing countries, that are imported from Oscar Wilde Island.
"Zombies from the sky... the motherfuckin' sky!"
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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The form of currency on Fascist Dictatorship Island, in which one Fascist Dictator Dollar equals one million American dollars.
"I'm fucking rich!"
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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See: Zombie Cannon

It is a proven fact that when zombies die, they turn into ice cream. See: Evil Dead

Come in such flavors as: Fascist Fudge, Soylent Green, Victory Vanilla
More than likely, a new Dairy Queen special.

OBEY!
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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alcoholic beverage
i had way to much boozeahol last night, i'm hungover
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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Someone who is so obsese they appear to be a giant ball with legs.
"I would not want to sit next to the ball people in the cafeteria"
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
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