Fagbot and jessor's definitions

Mildly Uncomfortable Heating Pad

A heating pad with one extra high setting, so that it is mildly uncomfortable.

See: Crazy Vision

"This heating pad's not too bad... 5 minutes later... I'm gonna turn it off now, it kinda hurts... ooOoOoooo"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Rock Lock

By making the "rock" (see: rawk) hand signal, and screaming out "ROCK LOCK!!!111!!!!", one intertwines the opposite fingers and binds them with the other really fuckin' cool person's hand.

"ROCK LOCK!!!!111!!!!!11!"

It is the time for rock.

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

boozeahol

alcoholic beverage

i had way to much boozeahol last night, i'm hungover

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Fascist Dictator Dollar

The form of currency on Fascist Dictatorship Island, in which one Fascist Dictator Dollar equals one million American dollars.

"I'm fucking rich!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Lava Crane Gun

An impressive crane-like machine, to which is affixed an even more impressive lava shooting gun. Origin: Lava Crane Gun Island.

1. Brings death and mayhem.
2. Fire from the sky... the Motherfuckin' sky!
3. A weapon worthy of an evil dictator.

"Burn motherfuckers, burn!"
"Nooooo! It's the laVA FRom the sky!!!
"The motherfucking SKY!"

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

Cyber Gothy

1. A ridiculous "Goth" individual.
2. A moron.
3. Someone who has no idea what Goth actually is.
4. Someone who is not in the scene to be seen.

I will become complete cyber gothy.

see: Jenni

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

World Domination in 60 Days

An instructional text written by Rev. Jess Adam Esq. Esq. outlining plans for ultimate world domination through the use of fantastical Weapons of Destruction.

See: Lava Crane Gun, Death Wheel 'O' Paper, Razor Slinky Ov Discomfort, Trojan Staircase, Monorail of Complete and Utter Firey Explosive Annihilation.

Includes chapters such as: What Is Lava?, Harnessing the Destructive Powers of Lava, Harness the Destructive Powers of Lava etc.

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003