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Definitions by FaceKiller Deadlips

toad smoker 

An individual that partakes in the activity of smoking the venom of Bufo alvarius Toad.

Derogatory term.
"Betsy is a total toad smoker. She dosen't know anything."

"OMG Susan thinks she talks to spirits, she is a total toad smoker."

"Billy knows how to trans-dimensionally hi-5 the masters of the multiverse. He is such a toad smoker."

"I will kill you with my technicolor geometry, stupid toad smoker."

"Smoke toad and you will die"
toad smoker by Facekiller Deadlips February 4, 2009

lip stallion 

1:) Chapstick
2:) Name for penis in reference to oral sex.
"Dude can I borrow some of your lip stallion."

"That chick is so hot, I want her to ride my lip stallion."

Valtoids 

1:) A discrete slang term referencing Valium/Diazepam.
"I am feeling pretty edgy, know where to hook up any valtoids?"
Valtoids by FaceKiller Deadlips February 4, 2009

facial area 

1:) Collective of sensory organs otherwise known as face.
"He was talking smack to my facial area."

"I can sense you with my area."
facial area by FaceKiller Deadlips February 4, 2009
"Dude you wanna play some music?"

"Nah man I've got the withies."
withies by FaceKiller Deadlips January 28, 2009

kill your face 

1:)Process of destroying ones facial area(ie collective of sensory organs otherwise known as face).

2:)Putting a stop to the overwhelming use of makeup and other facial products creating a synthetic plastic look.

3:)Act of picking ones face while high on crystal meth.
1:) Kill your face with a vodka bottle pimp slap.

2:) Kill your face with caustic spray.

3:) Visiting Yahoo OMG! and having the computer explode in your face.