FSRueful's definitions

No Lives Matter

A phrase that opposes other popular 2020 phrases and movements like BLM and All Lives Matter. Though few people have ever publicly used this three-word slogan and gotten popular because of it, people who disapprove of the existence of the human race are people that frequently use this term.

Protest Member: Black Lives Matter!
Person B: No, ALL LIVES MATTER!
Person C: At this point, I can care less about the human race. No lives matter.

by FSRueful July 16, 2020

Parrot

A derogatory term used by people to insult those with noses that are hooked in a way that make those people appear to have a parrot's beak.

Look at that parrot Rubber Andy over there, his nose is sticking out of his helmet!
As you can see in that prehistoric codger's photograph, he was a parrot. That's why he didn't get girls.

by FSRueful July 16, 2020

HOLA CHICOS

A form of earrape that people record, modify, and put on YouTube that is generally related to high school classes teaching Spanish. When the teacher walks into the room at the start of his/her period, this is often what he/she would say. Over time, the teacher's voice becomes more hoarse through all of the talking he/she must do in class, so students make earrape out of recordings of their teachers saying "Hola, chicos" at the start of every session.

Person A: My gawd, you should have seen that HOLA CHICOS earrape Person B posted on their channel.

Person C: I already did. Poor Señora Dolores, if she sees this she'll cry in the closet and give us all detention afterwards.

by FSRueful July 16, 2020

Julidiots

People that forget that it is July (during that month) for no reason.

The thot walked outside in a bikini; her friends looked at her attire while they were wearing parkas, and that was the moment when they knew they were julidiots.

by FSRueful July 15, 2020

Glitchtiply

When you text someone and send a text once, but it appears twice in a row on both the recipient's and the sender's phone.

Hey, I think this message I'm going to send you will glitchtiply. It might get send over more than once, but please disregard the excess texts.

by FSRueful July 15, 2020

Stankuary

1. (n) One of Donald Trump's many malapropisms, it represents his failure to correctly pronounce sanctuary.
2. (n) A place one goes to, usually a latrine or toilet, to defecate, vomit, or get STIs standing in there.
3. (adj) Describing a peaceful place one goes to that smells awful.

Do NOT go to that stankuary! There's a dozen men in there pooping all over the walls.

by FSRueful March 26, 2020

Cough Threat

The violent act of threatening any other entity through coughing out the rona at them.

Oh no, someone just reported a cough threat!

by FSRueful March 25, 2020