FLiX's definitions

Bumborino

Leather bumborino tree toilet

‘Horny bumborino’
‘Horny arse flake’

‘Yuh’

by Flix December 13, 2019

guardaroo

It's a kangaroo trained to guard your house. What the fuck else did you think it was?

The guardaroo pounced up and, gripping the burglar's genitals, removed them with a quick twist.

by Flix December 8, 2009

satellite

1.A breakoff from a group, either physically or socially.

2.An area chosen for this purpose.

"WTF are they doing in the satellite?"

by Flix April 9, 2006

shink

A session of intense thought while on the shitter.

"Hey Bill, any thoughts on what our bid for the MacGregor contract should be?"

"Chuck, I'm still not sure. Let me take a shink and get back to you."

by Flix January 13, 2009

tukta

To talk to; also, potentially, to have sex with.

(Shouted at window)

"Flareese! Lemme come up and tukta you!"

by Flix March 4, 2009

fob

Front of Board. The best spot to stand at a live music concert, i.e. right in front of the soundboard. This is where tapers usually set up.

"Yo, I was totally FOB to see the 9 and they busted out a phatty Sockets. Yo where's my dank balloons??"

by Flix April 9, 2006

spotty cunt

richard tomkins

god look at that spotty cunt!

by FLiX July 8, 2002