14 definitions by FAWKGIRL
A goat that is microscopic in size and lives in untrimmed or unshaven pubic hair. It feeds off of crumbs from food, lice, crabs, or ANYTHING dropped into the pubic hair.
Girl: " My moms bush is like a forest its so big and gross, and I think she has feeder goats now!
Boy: "ewwwwwww"
Boy: "ewwwwwww"
by FAWKGIRL January 13, 2014
Girl#1:Michelle and Joseph had sex last night and they jacknjilled on ebanned.
Girl#2: What's that?
Girl#1:They sold their used condom for $50.00!
Girl#2: What's that?
Girl#1:They sold their used condom for $50.00!
by FAWKGIRL January 20, 2014
Person #1: says "you are not wearing that sweater when you go out with me, change right now!
Person #2:says back "who do you think you are, I will wear what I want, stop being such a controllogent!"
Person #2:says back "who do you think you are, I will wear what I want, stop being such a controllogent!"
by FAWKGIRL January 8, 2014
Tonic water with your Mung.
When you insert a hose vaginally into the dead corpse and fill it with tonic water before inserting your straw into the vagina and have yourself a Mungspritzer instead of plain old Mung.
by FAWKGIRL January 5, 2014
A girl that never says no to jumping in the sack. You will never hear a Fawkgirl say"I have a headache" when you want sex. She will never say no to sex.
Man 1: "my Michelle is every guys
Dream girl, she cooks cleans and on top of that she's a fawkgirl she has never said no to sex.
Man 2: "your lucky"
Man 1: "I know"
Dream girl, she cooks cleans and on top of that she's a fawkgirl she has never said no to sex.
Man 2: "your lucky"
Man 1: "I know"
by FAWKGIRL July 5, 2014
guy 1: Dude what happened to Mark, he seems so spaced out.
guy 2: Didn't you know he's a tinhead now? Smoking crack off of tinfoil its destroying his brain.
guy1: what a idiot!
guy 2: Didn't you know he's a tinhead now? Smoking crack off of tinfoil its destroying his brain.
guy1: what a idiot!
by FAWKGIRL January 11, 2014
Girl 1:I'm staying away from that Michael. I think he might just be a manifesto boy
Girl2:I know I think he's a woman hater
Girl 1: we'll he calls me up crying how I don't appreciate him and calls me a worthless whore
Girl2: ya he's a weirdo
Girl2:I know I think he's a woman hater
Girl 1: we'll he calls me up crying how I don't appreciate him and calls me a worthless whore
Girl2: ya he's a weirdo
by FAWKGIRL July 14, 2014