hoff

1.hoff, noun
To have a hoff is the same {but more polite} as saying to have a shit/crap.

2.hoff, verb
to defecate.

3.Also used with "off" as advice to go away.{more polite than fuck off}

1.I'm going for a hoff.

2.The dog has hoffed all over the lawn.

3.You get on my nerves, I wish you would hoff off.

by F A B Scott March 24, 2006

indubadubly

A cool way to say indubitably. In no doubt.

It was indubadubly apparent there was no way out.

by F A B Scott May 01, 2006

mong-head

Same as monghead but with a hyphen.

He got all his questions wrong in the quiz; what a mong-head.

by F A B Scott April 23, 2006

mong off

Another way to say go away, fcuk off, get lost.

I wish you would mong off and leave me alone.

by F A B Scott May 12, 2006

micravable

Shortening of the word microwaveable.

Able to be cooked in a microwave oven.

I bought this ready meal but it doesn't say if it's micravable on the packaging.

by F A B Scott May 04, 2006

stitch that

Exclamation by a Jock Scotsman while he head butts someone.

Jock shouted "stitch that Jimmy!" as he nutted him.

by F A B Scott July 01, 2007

mong-ed

Same as mong'ead.

numpty, etc.

Two plus two is not six, you mong-ed.

by F A B Scott June 24, 2006