Bicepie

When your at the gym and take a picture of your bicep

I was at the gym and the vines in my bicep were popping out and I took a bicepie

by Eye Glass Pimp May 19, 2018

Phone Batter

Shooting cum on your phone screen while watching porn

Should have moved my phone out of the way while I was watching porn, now it has phone batter on the screen

by Eye Glass Pimp September 12, 2015

Deli Delight

Using a piece of deli meat to jack off with.

Jennifer Anniston is so hot I warmed up a piece of deli meat in the microwave and gave myself a deli delight.

by Eye Glass Pimp January 04, 2021

Sexactly

When your sexual desires are sexactly met by the opposite sex.

I got that girl to suck my dick and that is sexactly what I wanted to happen.

by Eye Glass Pimp September 25, 2015

Barf Balls

When you deep throat a woman and her gag reflex is too strong and barfs on your balls

Man I deep throated Kendall last night and and she gave me barf balls

by Eye Glass Pimp June 19, 2015

Waxberg

Huge ball off wax in the ear

Man I was about to put the moves on this girl and stick my tongue in her ear but then I saw it... A huge waxberg. It would have taken out the titanic.

by Eye Glass Pimp August 04, 2015

Flaunt Bags

Perky bouncy breasts that hot women flaunt

When my wife walks by her perky flaunt bags will bounce and give me an instant boner

by Eye Glass Pimp July 25, 2015