Bicepie

When your at the gym and take a picture of your bicep

I was at the gym and the vines in my bicep were popping out and I took a bicepie

by Eye Glass Pimp May 19, 2018

Deli Delight

Using a piece of deli meat to jack off with.

Jennifer Anniston is so hot I warmed up a piece of deli meat in the microwave and gave myself a deli delight.

by Eye Glass Pimp January 04, 2021

Phone Batter

Shooting cum on your phone screen while watching porn

Should have moved my phone out of the way while I was watching porn, now it has phone batter on the screen

by Eye Glass Pimp September 12, 2015

Sexactly

When your sexual desires are sexactly met by the opposite sex.

I got that girl to suck my dick and that is sexactly what I wanted to happen.

by Eye Glass Pimp September 25, 2015

Uniqueer

Being the only gay person around

Kendall was the only uniqueer in a straight bar

by Eye Glass Pimp December 01, 2016

Barf Balls

When you deep throat a woman and her gag reflex is too strong and barfs on your balls

Man I deep throated Kendall last night and and she gave me barf balls

by Eye Glass Pimp June 19, 2015

Vajitas

Pussy that smells like fajitas

I ate some Latin pussy that smelled liked a Mexican restaurants fajitas. I guess you would call it vajitas

by Eye Glass Pimp April 24, 2015