Uniqueer

Being the only gay person around

Kendall was the only uniqueer in a straight bar

by Eye Glass Pimp December 02, 2016

Flaunt Bags

Perky bouncy breasts that hot women flaunt

When my wife walks by her perky flaunt bags will bounce and give me an instant boner

by Eye Glass Pimp July 09, 2015

Phone Batter

Shooting cum on your phone screen while watching porn

Should have moved my phone out of the way while I was watching porn, now it has phone batter on the screen

by Eye Glass Pimp August 08, 2015

Deli Delight

Using a piece of deli meat to jack off with.

Jennifer Anniston is so hot I warmed up a piece of deli meat in the microwave and gave myself a deli delight.

by Eye Glass Pimp January 05, 2021

Vajitas

Pussy that smells like fajitas

I ate some Latin pussy that smelled liked a Mexican restaurants fajitas. I guess you would call it vajitas

by Eye Glass Pimp April 24, 2015

Waxberg

Huge ball off wax in the ear

Man I was about to put the moves on this girl and stick my tongue in her ear but then I saw it... A huge waxberg. It would have taken out the titanic.

by Eye Glass Pimp July 14, 2015

Sexactly

When your sexual desires are sexactly met by the opposite sex.

I got that girl to suck my dick and that is sexactly what I wanted to happen.

by Eye Glass Pimp August 17, 2015