Eye Glass Pimp's definitions

Sexactly

When your sexual desires are sexactly met by the opposite sex.

I got that girl to suck my dick and that is sexactly what I wanted to happen.

by Eye Glass Pimp September 25, 2015

Wood Whisperer

A woman who can give you wood just by her voice

That woman at the bar must have been a wood whisperer. She gave me a hard on just with her voice.

by Eye Glass Pimp October 5, 2015

Flaunt Bags

Perky bouncy breasts that hot women flaunt

When my wife walks by her perky flaunt bags will bounce and give me an instant boner

by Eye Glass Pimp July 25, 2015

Bicepie

When your at the gym and take a picture of your bicep

I was at the gym and the vines in my bicep were popping out and I took a bicepie

by Eye Glass Pimp May 19, 2018

Phone Batter

Shooting cum on your phone screen while watching porn

Should have moved my phone out of the way while I was watching porn, now it has phone batter on the screen

by Eye Glass Pimp September 12, 2015

Uniqueer

Being the only gay person around

Kendall was the only uniqueer in a straight bar

by Eye Glass Pimp December 1, 2016

Deli Delight

Using a piece of deli meat to jack off with.

Jennifer Anniston is so hot I warmed up a piece of deli meat in the microwave and gave myself a deli delight.

by Eye Glass Pimp January 4, 2021