Extremejutsu's definitions

Smellfie

When you're not sure if you have B.O. so you do a quick sniff, lifting one arm then the other to check your pits.

I wasn't sure if someone was cooking with onions so I took a smellfie to make sure it wasn't me.

by Extremejutsu January 20, 2023

Lart

N: A fart that comes out usually during intense bouts of laughter.

I was out on a date and started laughing about something and larted.

by Extremejutsu August 21, 2016

Exertion fart

When man of a certain age, 50 plus, is getting up from a chair or sitting down on a chair or picking something up even if it's light... a small fart squeaks out.

My whole family laughed at me when I got up from my chair and farted at the light exertion. I told him it was just an exertion fart!

by Extremejutsu August 18, 2022

Freebie

A bowel movement that needs "no wiping" it seems to smoothly just eject itself from your anus

SCORE! I just went to take a dump and it ended up to be a freebie... no traces left!

by Extremejutsu August 19, 2022

BROWN SHARPIE

When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.

I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"

by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023

Fuzzy

The result of smoking that weed.

While I was on vacation, I got fuzzy every night.

by Extremejutsu August 16, 2022

Twart

Another name for a pussy-fart or kweef.

My girl was doing sit-ups and all of a sudden she blew a twart.

by Extremejutsu February 5, 2023