Definitions by Extremejutsu

Pool bath 

The notion that some men have that if they go swimming in their chlorinated swimming pool they no longer need to take a shower.

It was really easy to get ready for work today because I just took a quick pool bath.

Pool bath by Extremejutsu August 18, 2022

Dream blame 

When your significant other is enraged at you in explainingly inexplicably in the morning for something that you apparently did in her dream.

Hey bro, Karen is angry at me this morning apparently I slept with her sister in her dream. Hashtag Dream blame! LOL

Dream blame by Extremejutsu August 16, 2022

O-envy

When your woman holds out on you for an extended period of time but gets mad at you for rubbing one out to retain your sanity.

Hey buddy check this out my wife got mad at me for jerking off I think she's suffering from a little bit of O-envy

O-envy by Extremejutsu August 16, 2022

Fuzzy

The result of smoking that weed.

While I was on vacation, I got fuzzy every night.

Fuzzy by Extremejutsu August 16, 2022

Drop a friend off at the pool 

Code phrase for having to take a dump

Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.

Drop a friend off at the pool by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022

40 wiper 

A dump that starts firm and well formed and it ends up feeling like soft serve ice cream at the end without the coldness. While it may not be literally 40, it feels like it and it usually results in a slightly chafed balloon knot at the end when finally clean.

I told everyone I'd be back in a minute because I thought it would be a quick drop off at the pool, it ended up being more like 20 minutes as it was a 40 wiper.

40 wiper by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022

Butt jowl 

The bottom of the butt cheek that hangs over the back of the upper leg also creates a strange triangular white spot when tanning in the summer.

I work out all the time and I still can't get rid of butt jowls.

Butt jowl by Extremejutsu September 21, 2016