Extremejutsu's definitions
When you're not sure if you have B.O. so you do a quick sniff, lifting one arm then the other to check your pits.
by Extremejutsu January 20, 2023

by Extremejutsu August 21, 2016

When man of a certain age, 50 plus, is getting up from a chair or sitting down on a chair or picking something up even if it's light... a small fart squeaks out.
My whole family laughed at me when I got up from my chair and farted at the light exertion. I told him it was just an exertion fart!
by Extremejutsu August 18, 2022

by Extremejutsu August 19, 2022

When after taking a shit and wiping, it seems like you're sitting on a brown Sharpie because that toilet paper doesn't get any whiter.
I wait so much I thought I was going to run off toilet paper it was like I was sitting on a "BROWN SHARPIE!"
by Extremejutsu March 31, 2023

by Extremejutsu August 16, 2022

by Extremejutsu February 5, 2023
