Extremejutsu's definitions

Sheenis

A very oversized clitoris, resembling a tiny penis.

I would have gone down on her, until I saw her sheenis!

by Extremejutsu November 4, 2022

Manswer

The complete detail-intensive answer to a question. See: chick answer

Unlike her chick answer, I gave a complete well informed manswer to the question.

by Extremejutsu February 18, 2023

Dream blame

When your significant other is enraged at you in explainingly inexplicably in the morning for something that you apparently did in her dream.

Hey bro, Karen is angry at me this morning apparently I slept with her sister in her dream. Hashtag Dream blame! LOL

by Extremejutsu August 16, 2022

Wifilter

The inability to fully pay attention and listen to your wife when she speaks.

My wife spoke at me for at least 5 minutes and I swear to you all I heard was the first word "honey?" I think my wifilter must have been on.

by Extremejutsu August 31, 2022

SNART

THE UNEXPECTED FART THAT SNEAKS OUT WHEN YOU SNEEZE.

I SNEEZED THIS MORNING AND SNARTED.

by Extremejutsu June 17, 2012

40 wiper

A dump that starts firm and well formed and it ends up feeling like soft serve ice cream at the end without the coldness. While it may not be literally 40, it feels like it and it usually results in a slightly chafed balloon knot at the end when finally clean.

I told everyone I'd be back in a minute because I thought it would be a quick drop off at the pool, it ended up being more like 20 minutes as it was a 40 wiper.

by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022

Drop a friend off at the pool

Code phrase for having to take a dump

Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.

by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022