BLART

A sudden and often explosive fart that comes out while one is blowing one's nose. There's usually no prior indication of any gas.

I was blowing my nose this morning and blarted!

by Extremejutsu March 04, 2016

shart

noun: a fart that when it begins coming out, is apparently sneaking a friend out with it. Most of the time it is detected and stopped, but not always.

I was excercising and had to fart, I sharted and had to leave the gym.

by Extremejutsu June 05, 2013

Manswer

The complete detail-intensive answer to a question. See: chick answer

Unlike her chick answer, I gave a complete well informed manswer to the question.

by Extremejutsu February 18, 2023

Pool bath

The notion that some men have that if they go swimming in their chlorinated swimming pool they no longer need to take a shower.

It was really easy to get ready for work today because I just took a quick pool bath.

by Extremejutsu August 18, 2022

O-envy

When your woman holds out on you for an extended period of time but gets mad at you for rubbing one out to retain your sanity.

Hey buddy check this out my wife got mad at me for jerking off I think she's suffering from a little bit of O-envy

by Extremejutsu August 16, 2022

love me daddy

1. Any girl/woman who had a disinterested or bad father. Every man in her adult life will suffer greatly for his sins.
2. The reason some women hate men.
3. A woman with "love me daddy" will NEED constant demonstrations of your affection and commitment...remember a woman with this will NEVER get enough! Head for zee hills!

1. Most strippers suffer from "love me daddy"

2. Any girl whose parents are divorced
3. Any girl whose father cheated on mommy

by Extremejutsu January 18, 2012

KINDIFFERANCE

The indifferent attitude demonstrated by your offspring/kid/spawn even when you are contemplating slapping the shit outta them!

My kid kept giving me that droop-eyed look of KINDIFFERANCE even though he could see I was getting pissed off.

by Extremejutsu February 05, 2023