Bread cult

I am bread you are bread he is bread she is bread it is bread together we are loaf,praise the sun it gives us grain so bagels can be made. Nothing will slice our loaf,not even the big sharp metal things,but if they do they will separate us into mutants like what this one human did to my wife, i guess i can rub up against my breador’s back too.
by Evilerskull September 24, 2018
mugGet the Bread cult mug.

DOUCH COSHION

When a bubblebutt girl sits on your face and squarms around,your nose in one of her holes. This usually happens to sugardaddies with too much money than their cunt can handle
Martan: steve,my wife gave me the *highway delight* hehe

Steve:THATS NOTHEN,IM A DOUCH COSHION!
by Evilerskull January 07, 2019
mugGet the DOUCH COSHION mug.

Fuck me gamergirl

A gamer girl CUNT that make posts for random games they dont even have (usually on xbox) entering nothing but a ❤️, 😘 or some other flirty emoji just because they are “girls”( or a catholic priest on a Saturday afternoon,you know, a kid diddler ), this is why there is a #genderdoesntmatter or #dontcareifyouragirl
**leave the message board for things more important than your all 3 of your holes**
Brian: Hey Keagan you see this girl called XxloveyoubabyxX?

Keagan:yea. Does she even have Rainbow Six Seige?

Brian: nope,it says “add me 😘 “in her post

Keagan: What a a Fuck me gamergirl.
by Evilerskull January 06, 2019
mugGet the Fuck me gamergirl mug.

gental george

A spiritual Pedofile that penetrates his victim’s asshole with a LITERAL POGO STICK possibly killing the victim,he speaks all languages to speak to everyone,his moto is “its not a dick,its a pogo stick,and its going up your ass”. *HOW TO SUMMON GENTAL GEORGE**. •1. Go to the bathroom and shut the door. •2. Turn off the lights and light 2 candles(he loves scented ones). •3. Grind on a pogo stick while saying “Gental George Gental George put it in my ass
Gental george:OOH HOAA HOOH IM GOING TO SHOVE MY POGO STICK UP YOUR ASSHOLE.” Child:MOMMY!
by Evilerskull September 16, 2018
mugGet the gental george mug.

i.r.s

The upper class assholes that take all your fucking money much like your girlfriend with princess syndrome,this can also be used as an insult in Monopoly
I.R.S: its time... everyone:WE ARE BROKE! LEAVE US THE HELL ALONE!
by Evilerskull September 16, 2018
mugGet the i.r.s mug.

Bob ross

A nice slang for telling your that they are a mistake before telling them what “beating the brush” means since bob ross says “we dont make mistakes,we make happy little accidents” and then beats the brush on the arsel
by Evilerskull September 18, 2018
mugGet the Bob ross mug.

Workout robbie

A handsome man who kidnaps obese children and forces them to work out before returning them to there parents. He might even return them with a gym membership to make his mark
Parent:son do not go to that man. Child:but why daddy. Parent:He’s a workout robbie Child:how can you tell? Parent:He’s holding a gym membership card
by Evilerskull September 16, 2018
mugGet the Workout robbie mug.