34 definitions by Evil Tim

Goemon

Not to be confused with Gomamon (which is a digimon); he would probably be the one to complain the most if he saw Lupin and Fujiko doing the nasty...

L: Who's your daddy, girl?
F: Oh, you are!
G: Would you two at least wait until I got out of bed to do that?! *gets up* Disgust rises from within me...
F: You just had to do here...'Ah, Fuji-cakes, he won't even notice because he's a heavy sleeper...' yeah right!
L: At least he didn't notice the...you-know....

by Evil Tim July 31, 2003

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Spadge

Actually, a spadge is a short, chubby dyke

Rosie O'Donnel

by Evil Tim August 5, 2003

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birds and the bees

Typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids

OK, son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees...

by Evil Tim October 14, 2003

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cattywumpus

The act of a Shellder latching on to one's backside

Shellder: SHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
*bite*
Dude: No I just got cattywumpused! And I have to take Cindy to the titty twister.....NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by Evil Tim August 2, 2003

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