Evie's definitions

Valiendil

A dork-on.

Valiendil is a dork-on.

by Evie September 14, 2003

Jeff Davis

Mista Blood Mamba from Robot Bastard and funny improv man from Who's Line is it Anyway.

Jeff Davis r0xx0rs my s0xx0rs

by Evie July 28, 2003

Lloyd Banks

My baby's daddy.

Father of my children.

by Evie November 27, 2003

Chirpdee

The craziest motha fucka on the PLANET. She enjoys eating bird poop and blowing up...hamsters?

Chirpdee: kind of strange to think that I'm drinking a fruit
Chirpdee: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that sounded wrong

by Evie September 14, 2003

UCSB

UC Santa Barbara-a collection of students that are drunk more days than not and have mastered the skill of studying buzzed, going to class buzzed and passing midterms buzzed.

Non SB-er: You go to UCSB? Is it true that 12% of the students have STDs?
SB student: I dont know...does it look like I take fucking a poll about that shit?

by evie February 12, 2005

red raw beef curtains

Part of the female genitalia called the labia minora. Red pertaining to color and beef because of the fabric they are made of. These curtains come in a variety of drops and widths. Recently is has become fashionable to have curtains trimmed to suit. Curtains redness and style may vary according to amount and quality of sexual activity.

"She has a very nice pair of red raw beef curtains"

"She needs the curtains trimmed"

"My curtains are red raw"

by Evie June 2, 2004

johnny depp

The greatest actor I've ever whitnessed. Too bad half of his fanbase consists of a bunch of horny, pre-pubescent teenagers. He deserves a lot more recognition than he recieves. Thank GOD he strayed from the teen idol path or I'd have hated him. TI's = AHHHH. Go Jonneh!

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"
-Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

by Evie September 14, 2003