Two pizzas. Since tau is defined as 2 * pi, it follows that one tauzza equals 2 pizzas. Coined by Dr. Tao at a New Jersey Institute of Technology Department of Mathematical Sciences pizza party, one tauzza represents a more concise descriptor of how many pizzas one should order.
Customer: I would like one cheese tauzza and breadsticks, please.
Pizzeria Clerk: What the fuck did he say?
Pizzeria Manager: I don't fucking know.
Pizzeria Clerk: What the fuck did he say?
Pizzeria Manager: I don't fucking know.
by EternalSoldier November 25, 2023
Two pizzas. Derived from Tau = 2 * Pi, tauzza is slowly replacing pizza as a unit of measure of the number of pies delivered to parties and other events.
Domino Hut: Hello. How may we take your order?
Customer: Yeah, I will order one cheese tauzza with mushrooms, please
Domino Hut: So that's two cheese pizzas with mushrooms?
Customer: Yeah.
Customer: Yeah, I will order one cheese tauzza with mushrooms, please
Domino Hut: So that's two cheese pizzas with mushrooms?
Customer: Yeah.
by EternalSoldier June 30, 2024
Japan's worst fucking prime minister. Responsible for the systematic exploitation and murders of millions of Manchurians in the 1930s. Also was Shinzo Abe's paternal grandfather. Kishi probably whacked it to loli hentai as well, or would have if it existed.
by EternalSoldier April 11, 2024
A rush of adrenaline-induced euphoria experienced by high-speed, low-flying jet fighter pilots dodging incoming missiles, flak, and small arms fire as they zero in on their target. Missions known to trigger Ace's High episodes range from F-16s destroying reactor sites in Iraq, to spacefaring vessels running along a battle planetoid's equator in search of a juicy exhaust port; all the way to Ukrainian drones finding a thicc Russian tonk.
The antithesis of Ace's High is The 'Nam. Naturally.
The antithesis of Ace's High is The 'Nam. Naturally.
Dickey: Wasn't your great great grandpappy a fighter pilot?
Mitch: Hell yes he was! He always shared stories about his Ace's High experiences during the Battle of Britain. Always said it helped him kick his heroin habit.
Dickey: Hm. I should join some African air carrier. Or Spirit Airlines...
Mitch: Hell yes he was! He always shared stories about his Ace's High experiences during the Battle of Britain. Always said it helped him kick his heroin habit.
Dickey: Hm. I should join some African air carrier. Or Spirit Airlines...
by EternalSoldier July 03, 2025
A Mongolian or other Central Asian lolicon. Feared by many, a typical lolikhan has served time in prison multiple times, yet they always return for some more degeneracy.
Batzorig: Hey man, that guy's a bit shifty. What do you say?
Khorloogiin: He's a fucking lolikhan. Fucking watches that shit at e-cafes in Ulaanbaatar.
Batzorig: Fuck him then!
Khorloogiin: He's a fucking lolikhan. Fucking watches that shit at e-cafes in Ulaanbaatar.
Batzorig: Fuck him then!
by EternalSoldier October 02, 2023
An improvised shotgun typically forged from scrap metal and intended for a single engagement. Shinzo Abe Specials take after so-called Saturday Night Specials, which are shitty D-tier handguns fulfilling their analogous roles.
Named after the improvised shotgun that took Shinzo Abe's life in 2022 while the fucker was campaigning in the streets.
Named after the improvised shotgun that took Shinzo Abe's life in 2022 while the fucker was campaigning in the streets.
Kenzo: Yo! I heard the Prime Minister of Brazilistan got shot!
Kenji: Yeah, the bastard used a Shinzo Abe special.
Kenzo: Shit!
Kenji: Yeah, the bastard used a Shinzo Abe special.
Kenzo: Shit!
by EternalSoldier December 04, 2024
A Gangnam Gyattling Gun is a sudden, persistent bowel movement caused by spicy Korean food which takes over ten minutes to clear. Gangnam Gyattling Guns are prevalent amongst the younger Zoomer demographic and typically (but not always) take place on Skibidi Shitters.
Dude 1: How was lunch?
Dude 2: Not well. I took a Gangnam Gyattling Gun five minutes ago. The shitter's overflowing at this point.
Dude 1: Oh, hell no!
Dude 2: Not well. I took a Gangnam Gyattling Gun five minutes ago. The shitter's overflowing at this point.
Dude 1: Oh, hell no!
by EternalSoldier June 05, 2024