by Esteban Tuero June 09, 2004
As a continuation to my earlier definition:
Someone who is as dedicated to behaving like a nob as Arnold Schwarzenegger is dedicated to Terminating in the "Terminator" Movies.
Someone who is as dedicated to behaving like a nob as Arnold Schwarzenegger is dedicated to Terminating in the "Terminator" Movies.
by Esteban Tuero June 10, 2004
1) The act of driving in a particularly "good guy" style, for example at high speed or with complete disregard for the rules of the road and the well being of other road users.
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2) Particularly vigourous and repeated masturbation.
or
2) Particularly vigourous and repeated masturbation.
1) Tikky-Toku's helmsmanship was particularly committed during the 2004 European Grand Prix - or - Mister Rash displayed impressively committed helmsmanship en route to Forli airport.
2) ANGUS's helmsmanship was so committed his nob fell off after seeing the latest SPLANGUS video.
2) ANGUS's helmsmanship was so committed his nob fell off after seeing the latest SPLANGUS video.
by Esteban Tuero June 09, 2004
Ass + Italia = Assitalia
Describes the characteristic shape of an attractive Italian chick's posterior / ass.
Describes the characteristic shape of an attractive Italian chick's posterior / ass.
by Esteban Tuero June 09, 2004
Austro-Hungarian Monarch. Shot. Dead. WW1. So they say.
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Pish and mystifyingly popular Scottish Band that are this month's 'band du jour' among Britain's alt-art "yeah I'm so trendy and with it" cognoscenti. Alternative enough to be acceptable to the educated middle classes and students, but sufficiently lacking in originality to have mass appeal among brain-dead assholes who like whatever happens to be trendy. Destined for fleeting success followed by half-hearted follow-ups of marginal artistic credibilty and only fringe appeal. Popular among people who punctuate sentences randomly with the word "like".
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Pish and mystifyingly popular Scottish Band that are this month's 'band du jour' among Britain's alt-art "yeah I'm so trendy and with it" cognoscenti. Alternative enough to be acceptable to the educated middle classes and students, but sufficiently lacking in originality to have mass appeal among brain-dead assholes who like whatever happens to be trendy. Destined for fleeting success followed by half-hearted follow-ups of marginal artistic credibilty and only fringe appeal. Popular among people who punctuate sentences randomly with the word "like".
I went to a totally like underground Franz Ferdinand concert and only like really clever people who get it were there because it wasn't advertised except on the internet like and in a coded advert in The List that you had to be a totally clever like fan to understand. And I was there so I said the guy, I was like "I'm like your biggest fan and I knew you all before you were like really popular" and he was like "oh really well why don't you come in for like free then" and I was like "yeah" and I got in like totally free. It was so cool just like being so much like everyone else but in a totally like original and alternative way yeah.
by Esteban Tuero June 09, 2004
see above.
by Esteban Tuero June 02, 2004
An illness afflicting men of modest stature who feel that their masculinity is undermined by their shocking lack of inches - so to speak. Common symptoms include excessive shouting, hyperactive kicking, randomly swung punches, inflated hair styles, loud attire, random screaming of "ah fukkin' seen ye" or "aye ye fukkin' did", a pre-emptive approach to taking the piss, getting into fights on work nights out, and furious RAGE caused by Martin Hedley, the nob-end.
Mr. Boyd suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome due to the flattened nature of his footwear. He attemped to compensate with huge tie knots, hyperactive behaviour and a pre-emptive piss take strategy.
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My former chemistry teacher suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome because he was a snivelling worm who abused his wife.
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My former chemistry teacher suffered from Angry Little Man Syndrome because he was a snivelling worm who abused his wife.
by Esteban Tuero June 09, 2004